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EXCLUSIVE: Dundee University's China chief hired during misconduct investigation by previous employer Judy Finlay left Coventry University two months after whistleblower allegations prompted an internal probe.

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Does anyone else get loads of German posts in their discover feed?

Iain Gillespie: Downfall of the ‘five-star’ principal who could not escape Dundee University financial crisis Globe-trotting Dundee University principal Iain Gillespie resigned suddenly on Friday.

Iain Gillespie: Downfall of the ‘five-star’ principal who could not escape Dundee University financial crisis

Notorious killer linked to major Scotch whisky development Manu Sharma, who shot dead a woman for refusing to serve him a drink, is seeking to make a fortune from Scotland's lucrative whisky trade.

Revealed: Notorious Indian killer linked to plans for major Scotch whisky development

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Former first minister Jack McConnell front and centre of Dundee’s Christmas market

Petition to rename it the Andy Philip Fear Harbinger