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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆGosh Darnit of the New Jersey Darnits😷

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parent. internet crank. autistic. future ghost. artist when my kid gets distracted. I may own 80 Cats in a Dog Suit. they/them. lesbian.

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My colon is about to be so spic and span as I fart rocket myself around the house.

I also took my probiotic right before, so I may be considered a biohazard.

It's so good though.

12.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I made the dense bean salad from the TikTok trend and I can confirm it's delicious, tasting like summer. Super refreshing.

However, I'm also so full from the fiber that I probably will just have a protein drink for dinner.

12.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have $1.07 and my meds are $60. If you can help me get my meds, I would appreciate it.

V3nmo/p@ypal - SeamusMoray

12.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cis people will be like "the 'a' in 'faggot' stands for 'ally' 😌"

12.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

@ouinne.bsky.social pretty.

12.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
This work Β© 2026 by Lee Zimmerman is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International

This work Β© 2026 by Lee Zimmerman is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International

A book and a cat

12.03.2026 07:44 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Untitled (2023) by Romanian-born "Rococo" embroidery artist, Nastasia Manolache (date of birth unlisted), based in Germany and founder of her own company, Sina Crafts.

#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

12.03.2026 07:54 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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What Was Lost: A Queer Accounting of the NY Times Book Review, 2013-2022 β€œGoodbye, Pamela Paul,” was the headline of Andrea Long Chu’s now-iconic, recently ASME-nominated New York Magazine farewell to the former NY Times Book Review editor, when Paul left the paper two …

Trans and queer writers review thirteen essential queer books (that weren’t covered by the New York Times Book Review during Pamela Paul’s reign).

12.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6
Gothic black and silver bat earrings hanging from a branch. A fringe of beads and tiny silver leaves hang above a large bat with outspread wings, with a silver star and glittering dark blue goldstone beads dangling underneath.

Gothic black and silver bat earrings hanging from a branch. A fringe of beads and tiny silver leaves hang above a large bat with outspread wings, with a silver star and glittering dark blue goldstone beads dangling underneath.

Blue Sandstone variant of Celestial Bat Earrings, now up!

Also available in Labradorite, Opalite, and fasten with .925 silver plated leverbacks.

(Still can't ship to US 😭)

www.etsy.com/HerissonRose...

#bsnm #handmade #crafts #shopsmall #etsy #jewelry #gothicfashion #artnouveau #bats #darkelf

12.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

11.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 10408 πŸ” 3488 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 27

This 🧡 just makes me incredibly angry.

12.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Renaissance inspired unicorn sketch is in the corner, atop a linocut-style illustration. A cream and silver dragon is on another image, with a stark red-orange color block background.

Renaissance inspired unicorn sketch is in the corner, atop a linocut-style illustration. A cream and silver dragon is on another image, with a stark red-orange color block background.

My tapestry series has evolved into dragons, and this one is already in the mail!

#artsky #skyart #ACEO #dragon #unicorn

12.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BRAND NEW ACEO SERIES!

My ACEO series 1 is here, very small set whilst I figure out what I’m gunna do but they’re available to buy on my store!

TheLudensAtlas.bigcartel.com

11.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Red Flag Alert - Anti-Trans Genocide in the USA - #3 | Lemkin Institute

The Lemkin Institute has issued a *THIRD* trans genocide warning, noting the next stage is widespread containment - and this was before the 4th Circuit ruled today that states can essentially do whatever they want to make trans people "appreciate their sex".
www.lemkininstitute.com/red-flag-ale...

11.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 1368 πŸ” 803 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 72

He made a piggy bank, because he loves banks.

12.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My friend lives in Texas and it's predicted they can reach 120 this summer. Jersey is going to be very humid.

11.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Killed my battery at drop off because I didn't realize my headlights were on.

Another parent jumped my battery, but now I have to waste the expensive gas I just got recharging my car battery.

An lesson on stupidity. πŸ˜•

11.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agent K and I are fighting over the Monsters Inc cap, so I'm wearing the old black one that's falling apart. I need a new summer cap.

11.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need a cute but weird girl to sip Arnold Palmers with and hit an outside flea market.

11.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can feel the vitamin D returning to my body. What seasonal depression? I've never been sad a day in my life. My personality is now shorts and a baseball cap.

11.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so nice out. I don't want to go home and make dinner. I wanna absorb sun like a plant.

11.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Agent K is off with HAM on a special trip. They're going to the mall and doing Color Me Mine and have dinner together.

I love that we found a group he can be independent with. It's good for us to be away from each other a couple hours each week.

11.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My goals are keeping my heart from exploding and saving my ability to walk as long as possible.

11.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't jogged that much since I was a teenager. And I did it!

I feel okay, I've had water and ate an orange.

I'm incredibly proud of myself because I'm going to save myself from neuropathy putting me in a wheelchair early, by sheer will alone.

11.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Last night I had a really good exercise routine in the lazy river. It felt better than usual, easier, forms were great. I felt fabulous.

Today Agent K wanted to go walk in Holmdel Park after breakfast. Fine. No lingering soreness.

Pals. I jogged half the Meadow Walk. Me!

11.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And I know this because I keep my gas receipts for tax purposes as a delivery driver.

11.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At the end of Biden's presidency, I could fill my gas tank with $23.

Last week in Trnmp's 2nd presidency, my full tank took $32.

Last night to fill my tank after the start of Trnmp's false war, it took $41 to fill my tank.

11.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was able to get gas so Agent K could swim tonight, which - thank you. Consistent movement is so good for his emotional regulation.

11.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You did it! Thank you! πŸŽ‰

10.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello.

The First Responder Autistic Calming Kits, or FRACK bag wishlist is completely finished! Empty. Every last item has been purchased and sent!

Thank you, friends!

10.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1