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🦈kelli🦈

@kello303

Sarcasm & a (dark) sense of humor are my love languages

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Happy International Dog Day 🐢🐢🩷🩷

26.08.2025 22:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Boy oh boy, I wish I was illiterate

27.07.2025 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which Garbage Pail Kid is this?

15.07.2025 15:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy World Shark Day to those who celebrate 🦈🩷🦈🩷🦈

14.07.2025 16:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My love language πŸ₯ΊπŸ’•

25.05.2025 13:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just scrolled thru this thread again & it makes me just as happy as it did when I saw it a few days ago!

20.05.2025 00:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh goodness, I love this thread so much!! Here’s my baby boy

16.05.2025 05:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I love it so much

29.04.2025 12:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My guy

26.04.2025 14:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When Robert Stack begins an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, standing in a cemetery, you know the stories are going to be extra wild.

20.02.2025 08:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not wrong Ralph, you’re not wrong

20.02.2025 08:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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*Larry David indecisive gif*

19.02.2025 21:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chucklefucks. The whole lot of them.

18.02.2025 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fun fact: I’ve suffered w/ depression & anxiety since my teens. I tried to commit suicide & have been on SSRIs since my 20’s. Since being on them, I’ve committed exactly 0 school shootings & 0 acts of violence.

I would not be here without them.

What RFK Jr. wants to do is dangerous. Fuck him.

18.02.2025 18:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If the 4 Nations Face Off were to last my entire life, I wouldn’t be mad

17.02.2025 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just excited for some day time hockey, I dunno

17.02.2025 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My plans literally every day I can get away with it

16.02.2025 14:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have a good day BN!!

16.02.2025 14:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.01.2025 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is a true sociopath. Manipulating people. Exploiting their weaknesses with empty, dangerous lies, until he gets what he wants, with no remorse for those he fucks over.

He’s an abuser, in every which sense of the word. And 1/2 the country either can’t see it or refuses to.

26.01.2025 13:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching β€œThe Limo” episode of Seinfeld right now & it’s hitting a little bit too close to home.

26.01.2025 04:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to do this when I lived in Denver but got away from it when I moved to MO. I gotta change that. Lots of great spots in STL I’m missing out on.

25.01.2025 21:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The only vibe I have

25.01.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Also, dogs, sharks, sports, & (older) wrestling.

25.01.2025 16:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe a little bit of both πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

25.01.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve hated this fucker since I was a wee little WWE fan

24.01.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fight for your right to be detained

24.01.2025 22:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Brilliant.

24.01.2025 21:33 πŸ‘ 10728 πŸ” 1607 πŸ’¬ 210 πŸ“Œ 62
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Something good for your Friday 🩷

24.01.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0