paulsmith5446

I'm in the UK, so mr. Starmer has cured the porn for me

thank you mr. Starmer☹️

if it snitches on everyone it could be a dox?

so have I got this right? if you're really, really, really rich you can commit any crime you like and nobody does anything?

good plan

tomorrow I'm going to paper my house with woodchip

yeah, stand for Reform and lose your deposit

wouldn't it be tragic if stranded expat Brits had to make a long and dangerous overland journey followed by a boat crossing in order to get back to the UK? it would be even worse if they were greeted by HMRC with a stack of tax return forms...

did a fly/drive in the USA many years ago, drove into Oregon from Idaho and my mate (driving) exclaims 'bloody hell, this is a big lake? look it up on the map'. so I did and then discovered it was the Columbia river...

they think so, we just end up agreeing

heard banjo's while paddling?

unnoticed election influence?

is it the type thats so unnoticed that nobody has ever been able to find it?

The Foreign Office have issued official advice for UK citizens who now live in Dubai:
"You're on your own you tax-dodging bastards! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

its a good job America doesn't have any elected representatives, otherwise their president wouldn't be able to do as he pleases unchecked

personally I'v been spelling it that way since I first heard about it

Many emojis look very similar and only those with exceptional eyesight can distinguish between them. We should require anyone shipping an emoji library to put the plain text description of the emoji below or next to it, in a readable font, like 14pt Courier.

ere, how come this Zack Polanski chappy leaves his replies and reposts on?

and joking aside, well done in Gorton and Denton

as I keep having to repeat, the position of twat is already taken, see profile pic

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,

I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all.

Thanks,
Zack Polanski

consistent with her normal policy

Starmer's "If you don't like it, you can leave" will go down as one of the greatest political speeches in the Green Party's history

shockingly (for Flange) it turns out twitter bots don't get a vote

and non of the twitter bots turned out to vote...

imagine being so popular that you lose your deposit in the by election😂

and with a mere 4000 majority😂

exactly the type of ethic I can get behind

submitted mine on velum

can I have a trilogy?

sod it I'm going for it anyway

the girl with the dragon tattoo trilogy (never watched it in anything other than Swedish with the subtitles cos thats how its meant to be)

totally get this

I'm sick of all the emails trying to sell me hammers and anvils

Countries all over the world must be looking at the UK with envy at the moment, wishing that their government would sell their postal service to an asset stripper to destroy

I'll have my bumps here, here and here please

I wonder...

is his old mate Teflon Tony still on the bored (sic) of peace?