Whataburger (@realwhataburger)

Hi George! Have you tried Whataburger???

29.07.2025 17:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's half right

But which half??

15.07.2025 04:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We refuse to do this if it would make any of you happy

15.07.2025 04:24 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

You're banned!

15.07.2025 04:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Our plan is working

18.06.2025 11:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Unlike those "alt" "accounts" we are the "real" "whataburger"

18.06.2025 11:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

At Whataburger, we don't need a blue check for y'all to know we're authentic. Our hatred for our customers is proof enough.

22.04.2025 00:11 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

New corporate policy is to fulfill orders for banned customers, but your burger patties will be made of ground up roach legs. So if you think you're getting away with something, you're not.

06.04.2025 23:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Can you please let us know which location this was so we can find the employee responsible for this and fire them?

06.04.2025 23:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can assure you we are not fast

21.03.2025 20:11 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

That makes me hate you even more

19.03.2025 17:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's it you're banned too

19.03.2025 17:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It's a great time to get some lunch at Whataburger for everyone except @itsmesleeves.bsky.social

19.03.2025 17:04 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not at Whataburger!

19.03.2025 01:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

We only introduced this flavor because we hate our customers

18.03.2025 00:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Believe me, if we could make it taste waxier and buggier we would!

18.03.2025 00:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Funfetti Milkshakes

Introducing Funfetti Milkshakes, now at Whataburger, for the person in your life who wants everyday to taste like birthday.

17.03.2025 23:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trump getting waterburger delivered to his plane

We didn't even spit on these

17.03.2025 23:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

The Chophouse Cheddar Burger is now back on the menu!*

*but only for the next hour while @xanderpussrex.bsky.social is too busy to get one

17.03.2025 22:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

We hate all our customers, but none more than fakemadtv

17.03.2025 22:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

We banned Mr Beast too. We don't give a crap

17.03.2025 21:33 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We hate our customers anyways

17.03.2025 21:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What's absurd is our low low prices!

17.03.2025 21:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Luigi Mangione gets free whataburger for life

Snitchass Mcdonalds employees pay double

17.03.2025 21:03 👍 28 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1

That gift card is for Luigi and only Luigi

17.03.2025 21:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Help wanted no Irish need apply

This st paddy's day, we would like to remind our franchisees about our official corporate policy

17.03.2025 20:41 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

World famous youtuber sleeves is now banned from every whataburger in the USA

17.03.2025 20:35 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 3

And now you never will. BANNED!

17.03.2025 20:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What's your favorite specialty burger from whataburger? We need to know what not to bring back.

17.03.2025 20:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ya, we hate our customers

17.03.2025 20:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2

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