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Dumbass, mostly. Proof: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2z4tsx66ojfmi3vj5gfya5ib/feed/aaad6qqw4y2ee

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It doesn't. And it sucks. Just remember to close your eyes and take a breath. If you can do that, you can maybe extend it to one or two minutes of tuning the world out, and over time you can learn how to create space for yourself.

12.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear god. Babysitter. Daycare. Parents. In-laws. SOMETHING.

I know your brain has re-wired itself in the last few months for good reason, but just try to remind yourself that you're a whole-ass human and that didn't change. It's hard, but worth it.

12.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The most wonderful and delicious Health And Safety Moment in Bluesky history.

12.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you single parenting?

12.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Visit r/parentsofmultiples. I don't post there, but there are lots of us. It's not better, not worse, just more group-activity-ish.

Seriously, please take care of yourself, even if it's staring at a wall for 20 minutes because you physically can't do anything else. It's better for everyone.

12.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dear god you're still in the Months phase? That's where the exhaustion is bone-deep. I never knew the phrase "skeletally exhausted" could exist.

I say this not to you feel better nor worse, but you're going to randomly have this feeling until they're off to college.

12.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As a father of twin boys, I love you for saying this.

12.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He wouldn't shut up about it so Trump just said go ahead to get Lindsey to go the F away?

11.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just like a dril tweet, there is always a @tomtomorrow.bsky.social comic

11.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

She can't stand he got elected doing stuff she thinks is unserious so she's treating him in an unserious manner.

Note: this only applies to Democrats. Obviously.

10.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't concern trolling fun?

10.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

10.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 16961 πŸ” 3901 πŸ’¬ 166 πŸ“Œ 157

Two, four, six, eight, how do we dissociate?

23.11.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

Maybe just don't fund DHS

09.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the appropriate level of snark

09.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Both in context and without context this is hilarious well played

09.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is not trueβ€”driver’s licenses aren’t acceptable under the SAVE Act without additional proof of citizenship. The fact that they keep doing this sleight of hand should make clear that the SAVE Act is not something that β€œevery American gets”

09.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 3576 πŸ” 1350 πŸ’¬ 130 πŸ“Œ 43

BlueAnon is one of the stupidest and worst things to come out of the Trump re-election. This is also why I avoid Sarah Kenzidor at all costs.

09.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More people need to understand these guys as overgrown frat boys, not bond villains. Same amount evil, but so much more base.

08.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There actually isn't a provision under constitutional law to delay or cancel or federalize elections and the only thing you idiots are doing by pretending anything constitutes a pretext to do so is hyperstitioning a pretext.

08.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is no law to permit this, even if he tries to create an emergency. Would people stop with this, please?

09.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine all of the heads that would explode if ABC tried to roll out Schoolhouse Rock today.

08.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some time in the '90s the GOP realized that both "read!" and "vote!" were partisan Democratic positions masquerading as general civic engagement, and that was the end of that

08.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 661 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Nah, I'm with you, Reingold is forever the "so evil, much vapid" frontrunner at that stupid publication. Nellie might have gotten jealous.

08.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That little "thank goodness she didn't land in Minneapolis" tag was what did it. The rest was pure smug self-satisfaction, sure, but that line made me want to throw my computer through a wall and do crimes.

08.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time you look at it a new nugget appears. There's an NHL team on this! It's for one of the Chippers Jones!

08.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"do drugs here idk" broke me

08.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I am a millennial why do you ask

08.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

10/10 would watch for the lolz

08.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Killer right winger for the Detroit Red Wings!

08.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0