Marmalade

California raisins rule 34

America really do be a "crabs in a bucket" democracy

Has someone programmed a mod for balatro that works with vibrators yet? Just curious

Mirror mirror on the wall, why do you fail when I call "Google show me this guy's balls"

Hey besties idk which of you needs to hear this but it's time to get tested, get your oil changed, schedule that appointment, drink water :333

I think what we really need right now is a Bratz x Dunkin Donuts crossover where the promotional item is the DIVA Cup™.

Been finding a lot of pennies in my appt parking lot, if they continue to compound at the current rate I'll be able to retire in a month.

Three cats looking out a window

Paying my taxes in chocolate coins :3

Sting ray in an aquarium tank

Water puppy :3

"How to maximize your SEO recognition" and other man made horrors beyond my comprehension

A tuxedo cat with a scowling demeanor

He is even more smug now, I don't know how to handle this development.

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A tuxedo cat looking smug as hell

This smug fuck

Shrimp cocktail but it's raw shrimp and everclear.

Ate a silica gel packet 😞

Now that TikTok is dead I can finally get started on all the side projects I never finished

Everyone always asked what's updog, never how are you feeling updog

Perchance, dinglefuckery

Nosferatu fucks hard go see it

Apparently everclear and apple juice is not a mulled Christmas drink

My wife took the pog collection in the divorce 🥲

Now shave them balls boy

No, he is a realtor not a landlord

Fuck yeah onions

You know you're bored when the YouTube recommendations start showing you video essays on 17th century politics

Debating turning my bluesky into a repository for all the photos I take of my cats and nothing else.

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The world is mad cringe at the moment