jeni

fortunately i rescheduled my colonoscopy when i saw it was happening the day before thanksgiving. which is only slightly better than the day after.

remember bruce dackler 🫡

burpito

“‘my two dads”

i remember

happy thatcher deathiversary 🎉

i know tesla stock keeps falling but i’m sorry to say elon does not care. he’s all in on starlink shit now. that’s it. tesla is small potatoes. he cares abt his kids more than he cares abt tesla. yknow?

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

it’s so funny reading all the right wing influencers bitching abt bondi and the files being released because it’s just SO obviously sour grapes. they’re pissed they didn’t get them first.

Bounce over to Youtube in a private browser so it doesn't take your algorithim into account, and you'll find it being described as Trump's "Victory Anthem."

I see one cut of it under "Deplorables Unite" with 65k views.

Because they don't see it as a hypocrisy.

What they see is:

our government is run by people who had a good time in middle school. “middle school was a great time in my life!” they say.

sticker of James Sunderland gleefully shoving his arm into a dirty gross toilet and thumbs upping

🚽👍✨

An answer on Quora from Kim Aaron, dated several months before 2024 YR4 was discovered, in response to a - coincidental - question about an asteroid around its size. "It would look like a bright light in pretty much a fixed spot in the sky and it would get very bright very quickly. You would not sense it as something approaching you, it would just look like a really bright light in the sky. It would quickly become very painful to look towards it (like looking at the sun, but worse). It might be bright enough to make you go blind. This would last a few seconds. Then you'd be dead. You wouldn't hear anything. You wouldn't feel anything. The actual obliteration of your body would be much faster than the speed of signals getting to your brain by nerves, so you would not perceive any of that."

And for anyone wondering about what it would feel like if an asteroid roughly the size of the 2024 YR4 hit you head on - here, in full, is that cheery prognosis I mention in the piece from Kim Aaron, chief engineer for architecture and formulation at NASA's Jet Propulsion lab.

reaping the pinterest-winemom whirlwind

one of ours is a TNR and any time she’s near the door when you open it she looks at me like “ah no, fuck that, outside SUCKS”

it is MUCH easier to let other people die then be inconvenienced and lose money.

ICE Prosecutor in Dallas Runs White Supremacist X Account The Observer has identified the operator of “GlomarResponder,” an overtly racist social media account, as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

i’m deedledeedledeedling as hard as i can

if mr beast has so much money how come he hasn’t bought himself an upper lip yet

they’re just… so stupid. so incompetent and incredibly stupid.

i’m a cpl years older than him, with an immune disorder AND cancer and i still look better than this fucjer.

Termination notices going out this afternoon to more than 300 employees of the National Cancer Institute. Access likely ends today. Four weeks paid leave and that’s it.

Strong power move for Team Cancer.

reporters should start booing these people at press conferences. fucking boo them.

his face is trying to crawl away from his skull. wtf.

In addition to being brave and the right thing to do, Sassoon’s letter points out that the Emperor has no clothes — it demolishes the utterly fatuous, transparently corrupt excuses for dismissing the Adams case.

apparently jamie dimon is one of those old farts who hasn’t figured out WFH/Hybrid work is better all around for business. he’s a Butts In Seats guy. attendance is better than performance, thinks jamie dimon.

listen, as a tiny child i touched the hot stove. when the blister on my palm was pretty much healed i did it AGAIN, convinced i could do it fast enough. alas, burned again. I didn’t try a third time.
but also i was like 4 and an idiot. not a full grown adult. fuckin hell.

we went from touching grass to touching stoves? am i getting this right?