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@jondoesnotexist

No coffin please, just wet, wet mud

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Undertone mostly did not work for me (among other things, they probably should have cast a voice actor for an entirely voice acted role) but I did get a giant kick of of the moment where a woman who is supposed to be a Southern California Latina says “bag” with the thickest Ontario accent

14.03.2026 19:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Remembering some guys at the bookstore

13.03.2026 22:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

right, like, don't offer up tax cuts, gin people up about the fact that wealthy people pay way less in effective tax than the rest of us, and keep the fight there. don't voluntarily give up revenue ground.

13.03.2026 19:22 👍 373 🔁 82 💬 5 📌 3

It's an incredibly stupid idea, one that manages to misread the moment badly but also sets up the midterm election to be fought on one issue where Republicans still have an edge.

13.03.2026 19:15 👍 504 🔁 80 💬 16 📌 1
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Strongly disagree with this weather

13.03.2026 19:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is fucking embarrassing, Katie. If this is the level of economic literacy we can expect from your campaign… oof

13.03.2026 18:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scared of very large Spaniard

13.03.2026 18:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ah, well that's too bad. Went toe to toe with Michigan and had several shots pop out after being halfway down and several flukey bounces and will end up losing by a single possession. Here's hoping the tourney isn't one and done

13.03.2026 18:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big 10 officials deciding the second half of a really good game is about them, actually

13.03.2026 17:52 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ms. Rachel is a hero and I get emotional watching basically any moment of her talking or interacting with children

13.03.2026 01:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jim Clyburn gotta go

12.03.2026 21:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone talking about snow and my wife considering checking a bag so she can pack enough warm clothes/coats to be in Philadelphia on Sunday while it’s in the mid 90s for the next 10 days here 🫠🫠🫠

12.03.2026 20:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think if we put certain people in Nutty Putty Cave and put a camera on the head area for a PPV livestream we could balance the budget

12.03.2026 20:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really encouraged by what Will Warren is doing this spring

12.03.2026 19:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think they were already locked in, but hooray another win and fully guaranteed tournament appearance for Bruce Thornton

12.03.2026 18:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol Lagrange

12.03.2026 15:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mikey Varas should be the next USMNT manager

12.03.2026 05:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The average American is consuming: short form videos on their phone, or Sports

12.03.2026 03:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In a country of 330,000,000 getting 5,000,000 viewers is, uh, unimpressive

12.03.2026 03:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Carlos Lagrange’s fastball averaged *what * now?

12.03.2026 01:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mormons are low-key preppers lol that’s 99% of it I’m sure

11.03.2026 23:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We have a reasonably large balcony (like 20 feet long) and, you know, live in a place where there are 300+ days of sun per year so this would be chill

11.03.2026 22:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Psychiatric medication is an incredibly necessary (and sometimes even sufficient!) part of many people's care plans and have helped untold numbers of people immensely (self included). However, psychiatrists are my mortal enemy personally and professionally and many should be launched into the sun

11.03.2026 21:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every time I see Cal Raleigh in that stupid “Front Towards Enemy” shirt I become more glad he will never win an MVP

11.03.2026 21:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everybody loves Big Dumper, the catcher with a fat ass who hits dinger

Seconds later: I regret to inform everyone that the baseball player from Tennessee is, shockingly, a chud

11.03.2026 21:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah I unfortunately have been thinking quite a lot about how certain I am that everyone in charge of things would absolutely intentionally let LA get attacked

11.03.2026 20:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's so fucking funny. Wearing a "I'm a giant cuck" sandwich board around would be less humiliating for them

11.03.2026 20:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The content of the warning is that they’d park a boat off the west coast and launch drones from there???? that seems like a big ol not gonna happen

11.03.2026 20:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So sorry for your loss, man. It seems immensely clear from just being on the periphery of her online life for the last million years that she was an incredibly special person and treasured in a deep way by a ton of really good humans

11.03.2026 19:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The previous record being 39 and it being held by Dwight Howard (twice) and the rest of the top 10 all being guys who couldn’t shoot and were being intentionally fouled *because* they couldn’t shoot is truly embarrassing for Washington

11.03.2026 16:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0