Politicians sure do go nuts for arbitrary city rankings.
11.03.2026 10:54
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Bloody hell!
11.03.2026 04:22
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A bloke has rolled up to work after long service leave with a full head of hair.
Was previously bald.
Some people sit around and waste their leave, good on him for getting out there and exploring Turkey.
11.03.2026 04:20
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4yo daughter
"Dadda, humans can only live to 100"
Me - "some live longer"
"Yeah but if they do they get a sore tummy"
Fair enough.
#DadLyf
10.03.2026 08:38
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Another reason not to fly one of the worst airlines in the world.
10.03.2026 08:16
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The toilet paper of COVID
10.03.2026 08:15
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This is one of the better newly designed jumpers I've seen. I'd be straight over to the merch tent if I was a Port fan.
10.03.2026 02:59
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The good old days
09.03.2026 21:52
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The ratings strategy in full flight
09.03.2026 20:23
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Oh boy that fire in Glasgow was quite something overnight 😥
09.03.2026 20:21
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You know who's there? Owen Juan
08.03.2026 20:48
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That "knock knock" schtick St.Kilda are now rolling with is one of the lamest things I've seen in sport.
08.03.2026 20:46
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FFS just call him a "former Socceroo".
08.03.2026 20:36
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Microwave media. One game is not av sufficient sample size.
08.03.2026 19:26
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How therapeutic is a Monday morning without the rush?
Perfection.
08.03.2026 19:25
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St.Kilda don't look anywhere near fit enough.
No point having big signings if you can't play out a full game.
08.03.2026 10:50
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I don't understand the appeal of the Gorringe drip. Like, how does that fucker have people willing to listen to him?
08.03.2026 07:30
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Aidan Becker. Hero.
08.03.2026 06:39
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Remember back in the 80s when they gave cars tiny little windscreen wipers for the headlights?
Bring that back I say.
06.03.2026 02:44
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That story arc of quintessential Carlton!
05.03.2026 10:35
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Honda love stitching up Fernando.
05.03.2026 10:33
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Well we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief.
Carlton are going to be shit again in 2026.
05.03.2026 10:32
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B
B
C NEWS
A first plane out of Dubai has landed safely at Luton airport. 'It was scary stuff said a passenger who had never seen Luton before.
True. I’ve been to Luton.
05.03.2026 09:08
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It doesn't get more BMW than that.
#BavarianMotorWanker
05.03.2026 05:02
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My favourite is when it isn't sold out, but you go in there and cannot find a free parking spot.
04.03.2026 23:27
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FFS Manchester Shitty - you had one job.
04.03.2026 22:01
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Ever wondered what it's like the manage a company website? Here is the scenario I deal with daily.
"Web page is now approved to go live"
I publish.
"Please unpublish the web page, we haven;t got final approval yet"
I unpublish.
The next day
"Hi, I can't see the web page on the site?"
#BOCs
04.03.2026 21:59
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Might fly back for this.
04.03.2026 20:51
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I drove past about 15 stations today. Not a car in them. Still @ $1.60/L.
04.03.2026 05:21
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Just went to a pharmacy where you can pay for your medication at the same desk that you collect it from.
Wild.
04.03.2026 03:22
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