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@taylorklong

aka ElizaDeath Taylor. Writer and roller derby athlete in the greater Seattle area, Seattle sports fan/degenerate, astro babe. Strong opinions, stronger legs. https://linktr.ee/taylorklong

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I am just now finding out that my alma mater has made the NCAA tournament for the first time since 2001 so I guess I am going to pay attention this year!

11.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

11.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 3809 πŸ” 1140 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

Not at all, French, Norwegian, and Irish. Just have dated a lot of American-Italians πŸ˜‚ Γ¨ parlo un po di italiano

11.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love baseball

11.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Forza

11.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You are such a great announcer

11.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s an Oreo shamrock shake now?? I usually only allow myself one during the season but I might need to try that.

11.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw it for the first time a couple weeks ago and can’t stop thinking about it

11.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cute!! Happy Anni

10.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Personally I would simply have signed the younger and better corner but that’s me

10.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Years of therapy and I’m still out here pining after men I can’t have smh

10.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah we should’ve been willing to make that deal

10.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😭

10.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At the bottom of the fries there should be a silver Audi with its alarm going off

10.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible

10.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I’m not sure why people are ragging on Cal so hard for this, but I suspect he’s beloved enough now that he’ll get haters just because they want to be cool and counter-culture or whatever

10.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a feeling they’ll hash it out and go back to being bros but who knows

10.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s getting surgery?? Not gonna just rub some beef tallow and raw milk on it? Interesting…

10.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently Randy had just sprayed his bat with pine tar which catchers can’t have on their hands so I think it’s making a big deal of nothing but apparently Randy is upset

10.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible scene, they nailed it

10.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀝

10.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would never want a CB with a normal brain

10.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An advert for a Rat City Roller Derby doubleheader on 3/21. See ratcityrollerderby.com for more info and tickets.

An advert for a Rat City Roller Derby doubleheader on 3/21. See ratcityrollerderby.com for more info and tickets.

One of two chances left to watch my derby team this season!

10.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love him

10.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very team-friendly deal, I like it

10.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something very funny about getting cut off by a car with a β€œBaby on Board” sticker

10.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao real

09.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And theoretically Sam needs to throw to someone other than Barner and JSN

09.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀝

09.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think a full off-season for our new OC to plan for him could be very fun

09.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0