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@taylorklong

aka ElizaDeath Taylor. Writer and roller derby athlete in the greater Seattle area, Seattle sports fan/degenerate, astro babe. Strong opinions, stronger legs. https://linktr.ee/taylorklong

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I am just now finding out that my alma mater has made the NCAA tournament for the first time since 2001 so I guess I am going to pay attention this year!

11.03.2026 07:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

11.03.2026 01:57 👍 3809 🔁 1140 💬 4 📌 7

Not at all, French, Norwegian, and Irish. Just have dated a lot of American-Italians 😂 è parlo un po di italiano

11.03.2026 05:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love baseball

11.03.2026 05:03 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Forza

11.03.2026 05:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You are such a great announcer

11.03.2026 04:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s an Oreo shamrock shake now?? I usually only allow myself one during the season but I might need to try that.

11.03.2026 04:56 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saw it for the first time a couple weeks ago and can’t stop thinking about it

11.03.2026 01:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cute!! Happy Anni

10.03.2026 23:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Personally I would simply have signed the younger and better corner but that’s me

10.03.2026 23:02 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Years of therapy and I’m still out here pining after men I can’t have smh

10.03.2026 22:37 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah we should’ve been willing to make that deal

10.03.2026 22:35 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😭

10.03.2026 22:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At the bottom of the fries there should be a silver Audi with its alarm going off

10.03.2026 21:25 👍 28 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Incredible

10.03.2026 21:51 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah I’m not sure why people are ragging on Cal so hard for this, but I suspect he’s beloved enough now that he’ll get haters just because they want to be cool and counter-culture or whatever

10.03.2026 17:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a feeling they’ll hash it out and go back to being bros but who knows

10.03.2026 17:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s getting surgery?? Not gonna just rub some beef tallow and raw milk on it? Interesting…

10.03.2026 16:58 👍 87 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Apparently Randy had just sprayed his bat with pine tar which catchers can’t have on their hands so I think it’s making a big deal of nothing but apparently Randy is upset

10.03.2026 16:51 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Incredible scene, they nailed it

10.03.2026 06:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤝

10.03.2026 04:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would never want a CB with a normal brain

10.03.2026 02:52 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An advert for a Rat City Roller Derby doubleheader on 3/21. See ratcityrollerderby.com for more info and tickets.

An advert for a Rat City Roller Derby doubleheader on 3/21. See ratcityrollerderby.com for more info and tickets.

One of two chances left to watch my derby team this season!

10.03.2026 02:06 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love him

10.03.2026 01:17 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very team-friendly deal, I like it

10.03.2026 01:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something very funny about getting cut off by a car with a “Baby on Board” sticker

10.03.2026 00:14 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lmao real

09.03.2026 23:57 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And theoretically Sam needs to throw to someone other than Barner and JSN

09.03.2026 23:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤝

09.03.2026 23:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think a full off-season for our new OC to plan for him could be very fun

09.03.2026 23:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0