@thejollycrank
He/Him Equal parts jolly and cranky. I contain multitudes. Bikes will make the future better, and they make the present bearable. I don't FW anyone Harriet Tubman or John Brown would have shot.
In the top 30!
The only things stopping you from leaving a maximum security prison are the guards and bars. Otherwise, you can leave when you want.
Got to shovel the snow before the next snow storm arrives tonight is a very March in Duluth thing to think.
Breakfast of champions
What about the writer?
Son: Dad, what were you like in the 90s?
Me: Well, I would wear a long sleeve t shirt and then put a short sleeve t shirt over it.
Son:
Me:
Only a white man would get so many opportunities to disavow so many problematic things.
City kitties
Dude is whiter than his beige sweater. Like literally.
Good to know, thanks. Still have my hopes up, though.
I sound like a hick sometimes when I am exercised about something or just really angry, but I just realized that when I am very relaxed is when I am totally a hick. Caught myself saying "agin" instead of "again" to someone this morning. Ya goldang rube.
Not gonna say my hopes are raised. But my hopes are raised
Thighs. Although I love legs cuz they got a convenient handle.
Read about a German tourist who is suing a NYC taco stand for not warning him about the spice level. Like...ok, maybe you grew up thinking cloves were spicy or some shit, but how is that the world's problem?
Yes. I am in total agreement with your main point: that so called collateral damage is inevitable in war (which is why elective wars are heinous imo).
I believe hitting the school was not intentional, but still preventable.
My go to joke for anyone who replaces someone in Trump's inner circle: well, they're gonna have some big shoes to fill.
The only thing Trump had done that he promised to do on day one was become a dictator.
That old saying about birds of a feather...
I have seen this cartoon.
Been so long since I had one of those. Must be great!
Maybe Trump is also ordering their shoes?
If you see this, post a chef please
Have they thought of using a hose to squirt the oil over the strait into a ship? If you put your thumb over the top it squirts farther.
Exactly this
If we say we are tired of all the winning will he stop?
i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this
Reminder: You can watch the DOGE bro depos on YouTube!
(I’ve seen a lot of clips compiled by news orgs, but some of them don’t link to the full videos.)
In today's episode of white people shit...
These DOGE bros are not shattering the stereotype of having very punchable faces.
