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Writer, cat lady, New School MFA '23, Not aspiring to be humble, #KHive #ImStillWithHer

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Gullon Mountain - Half and One July 3, 1986. A small group of humans bushwacks up the side of a mountain in the Bob

I'm so excited to be able to announce that my first published short story is up! I'm so grateful to Half and One magazine for seeing something in this piece and bringing it to the world! halfandone.com/gullon-mount...

03.12.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gift link for NYT article with CORRECTED chart.

30.06.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

What, stealing my money? I hope you buy yourself a nice fat steak with the money you stole from me and choke on it. Like you and your scummy brother needed my father's money? You're rich people. Of course you always win.

17.04.2025 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seven Years After Jack Whitten’s Death, His Studio Remains Nearly Untouched (Gift Article) The space is a window into the mind of the pioneering artist, who saved nearly everything.

Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/t...

17.03.2025 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love this so much!

28.02.2025 02:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Longing to Be Held | Rust & Moth I want a shipping container home. I want a shipping container pool. I want a shipping container pool inside a shipping container home. I want a shipping container home and shipping container pool inside...

New #poetry from Katie Massa Kennedy: "The Longing to Be Held".

22.02.2025 09:38 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

My plan is to never watch his swearing in or any speech he ever gives as President! I am going to attempt to pretend he has eaten one to many McDonald’s cheeseburgers! He will always be UNFIT! #TrumpIsUnfit

09.12.2024 17:21 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

This is truly the best legal advice we can give.

06.12.2024 14:25 πŸ‘ 18998 πŸ” 6458 πŸ’¬ 491 πŸ“Œ 426

There’s no such thing as working productively with MAGA nihilists like Elon, Vivek and RFK, Jr. They want to bring down our Republic. Don’t normalize them by pointing out a few of their good ideas.

You can’t play nice with the leopards. Let them into your house and they will eat your face.

06.12.2024 11:47 πŸ‘ 40361 πŸ” 8525 πŸ’¬ 995 πŸ“Œ 401
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

06.12.2024 12:31 πŸ‘ 21177 πŸ” 5891 πŸ’¬ 633 πŸ“Œ 247

Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?

05.12.2024 14:17 πŸ‘ 33058 πŸ” 4323 πŸ’¬ 465 πŸ“Œ 135

I go to a Meta platform to see what my friends think about what I hear about on Bluesky. What I GET is 37 groups with names that are identical to the ONE group I do belong to, and those fake groups post a bunch of stolen content.

05.12.2024 22:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The next few years are going to be an epic slog, to say the very least, to defend our fundamental freedoms and hold corrupt power accountable.

These are some of my favorite folks who will be leading the charge every step of the way.

They’re ALL worth a follow! ❀️πŸ’ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

05.12.2024 22:01 πŸ‘ 1361 πŸ” 353 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 37

Fun Fact: Last year, when my Dad was dying in the hospital, Hunter Biden called me to express his and his family's support for me and mine in my Dad's final days.

I will always appreciate his kindness, and nobody can ever change my mind that President Biden was right to pardon him. πŸ™β™₯️

05.12.2024 20:40 πŸ‘ 26382 πŸ” 2943 πŸ’¬ 653 πŸ“Œ 86

Four years if we're lucky. I'm not convinced he'll leave office as long as he lives.

05.12.2024 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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They went into this with their eyes wide open- will they finally see the truth?

05.12.2024 14:49 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't expect the news we got a month ago. Everyone gets surprises.

05.12.2024 16:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Something to make you smile and miss New York. The moment 50,000 lights were turned on at the Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting. Shot with my iPhone 15 Pro Max. My Sony video is not great in low light. Hope Santa brings me a Sony FX30 πŸŽ…πŸ“ΉπŸ™

05.12.2024 08:33 πŸ‘ 8637 πŸ” 1051 πŸ’¬ 261 πŸ“Œ 51

Same with women at hotels attending conferences?

05.12.2024 04:24 πŸ‘ 8551 πŸ” 1390 πŸ’¬ 440 πŸ“Œ 46
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When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland

05.12.2024 13:08 πŸ‘ 50321 πŸ” 4402 πŸ’¬ 1617 πŸ“Œ 439

pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....

05.12.2024 01:23 πŸ‘ 44964 πŸ” 8830 πŸ’¬ 1189 πŸ“Œ 573

I hereby promise to start drinking heavily if Pete Hegseth becomes Secretary of Defense.

05.12.2024 03:21 πŸ‘ 17128 πŸ” 1347 πŸ’¬ 881 πŸ“Œ 89
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Trans folks held a dance party in the Capitol bathroom to protest the bathroom ban on there.

05.12.2024 03:59 πŸ‘ 27950 πŸ” 6869 πŸ’¬ 711 πŸ“Œ 708

DO IT DARK BRANDON

05.12.2024 05:06 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Democrats who don't like her are a lot of the working-class Democrats we're supposed to stop alienating. I wish more people on this thread knew what kind of voters elected NYC Mayor Eric Adams. Many of those are the Dems who went for Trump. We can't do anything without them.

05.12.2024 05:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When Hegseth’s nomination falls, that’s going to be three failed cabinet appointees before we even make it to inauguration.

So much for a well-oiled machine.

New clowns, same circus.

04.12.2024 13:55 πŸ‘ 34000 πŸ” 5143 πŸ’¬ 1259 πŸ“Œ 212

Wow WaPo's making me super glad I cancelled.

04.12.2024 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning and Happy Wednesday to everyone who KNOWS that trump's unserious approach to the presidency will cause shit to go haywire again, and he will look to blame it on DEMs, fake news, and anyone but HIMSELF.

And we'll be right here to direct the blame to him.

04.12.2024 14:20 πŸ‘ 12834 πŸ” 1907 πŸ’¬ 492 πŸ“Œ 56

I can't think of a single thing that would have been a bigger waste of her time or effort than talking to Joe Rogan.

30.11.2024 01:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0