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The most interesting thing about me is I don’t own a microwave. I’m a cool mule. Put the noodle on the griddle. Fuck the shuffle put the shit on repeat. Fuck ICE

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Yes. It’s why they’re Democrats.

11.03.2026 10:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Haha! Insane

11.03.2026 02:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hahaha.

11.03.2026 00:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pop Tarts. Protein Pop Tarts.

11.03.2026 00:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The new #JBS record is just Viagra Boys lite.

11.03.2026 00:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you know who I am?

11.03.2026 00:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

KGLW would fucking never.

10.03.2026 17:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if gender is so innate why does it need deputized citizens to meticulously enforce it?

10.03.2026 03:14 👍 640 🔁 143 💬 2 📌 2

RFK Jr. is telling me to eat liver because it’s cheaper.

10.03.2026 14:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, I’m certain we’d hear about those too, Dr. Robert.

10.03.2026 11:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Projection. Again. For the umpteenth time.

09.03.2026 22:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In their matching Florsheims.

09.03.2026 21:01 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well shit.

09.03.2026 20:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So it goes.

09.03.2026 16:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And a 68 month AVERAGE?!HOO BOY

09.03.2026 11:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Done and done.

09.03.2026 11:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

These numbers are insane. People are stupid.

09.03.2026 03:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Massacre

09.03.2026 02:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural MINNEAPOLIS—Bleeding profusely as he radioed for backup against the uncooperative crowd, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Ken Fischer was reportedly injured Tuesday after making repeated atte...

ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural

08.03.2026 18:00 👍 2633 🔁 347 💬 18 📌 12

This is pathetic.

09.03.2026 01:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess he needs to be sitting in the chair for it to work.

09.03.2026 00:44 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Imminent threat for 47 years”

09.03.2026 00:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Glory Holelote

08.03.2026 22:31 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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08.03.2026 22:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I support it only if it owns the libs.

08.03.2026 19:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s not a Democrat. Don’t fall for this shit Florida. Please.

08.03.2026 18:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
08.03.2026 18:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh boy.

08.03.2026 11:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because women are too smart for this destructive horseshit.

08.03.2026 11:13 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I hate when restaurants use these baskets to serve fries in.

08.03.2026 11:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0