Mante🥀

My spring break has officially started so hopefully I can get some shopping done next week.

Let me get dressed for lunch. I gotta find something that’ll fit, lawd hammercy 😩

I lowkey hate the "women don't apologize" jokes because women apologize TOO FUCKING MUCH.

I’m currently arguing with a professor over my choice to include more literature/comprehension units in composition courses for this very reason.
The kids can’t read & discern bc they plug it in for an answer.

A man continually mentioning emotional intelligence then ghosting for the better part of a month is *hilarious* to your girl.

I’m trying not to move too much bc I go to lunch at noon but if my body* realizes I’m awake I’ll have to eat or be nauseated.

*the floating tyrant currently occupying my uterus.

I’m so tired of how expensive it is to keep myself healthy and beautiful.

Welp

My mom never tarnished my dad's name because she didn't have to. A woman doesn't have to make up things that the child will see for themselves eventually. Most fathers ruin their own relationships with their children no assistance needed.

He’s such a cutie & I really love his personality.

Mine boops me back 😆😆 but I got you

another day proving my theory: the only thing billionaires have ever contributed to society is their ex-wives.

I make weird noises & scream outta nowhere when I'm bored, we are not the same.

It me

This just reminded me I have a bag in my lunchbox right now 😁

I need to find new bathing suits because I fully intend to be at the beach once a month from now until September.

Somebody sneezes or coughs at any point in the next week:

Black people: IT’S BECAUSE OF THAT TEMPERATURE GOING BACK AND FORTH!

And they could so this at any time because they just print the money

She’s pretty…

Constantly talking about decentering men is still centering them tho.

Target I'm sorry that was a breakup not just a boycott baby.

🤣🤣🤣 my god

"Underage men" is not a thing...nor is "Underage women"

Kill that rhetoric; they're children

*83 pts in the NBA, not down to the Lifetime Fitness

And people in NYC are upset right now over a mayor making free childcare a major goal of his administration.

Insurance Crisis Leaves Black Homeowners One Disaster Away From Homelessness From Altadena to Alabama, Black families learn the real catastrophe starts after the disaster, when insurers decide who is worth saving.

NEW: 5 Black family homes worth $2.1M burned to the ground
The insurance check? $297,000
One sister dead
Investors circling the ashes
This is what “disaster capitalism” looks like
Read what they did to Altadena’s Black families & what that signals for all of us: capitalbnews.org/housing-insu...

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

CDs:

🙌🏽🙌🏽 Sending good vibes!!!!!

Danny Boy & Mexican cinnamon-sugar are actually hollering my name

Amazing things can happen between now and next week.
Amazing things can happen in my life between now and next week.
Amazing things can happen in my life between now and next week.

idk why yall so pressed about the opinions of a nigga with a patchy beard and B cups.

he don’t trust ppl who dont want kids cause he busy breast feeding his own.