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he/him, kentuckiana (for better or worse), im a writer, white sox, notre dame football

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The Knife's 'Silent Shout' Turns 20 The voice doesn’t sound human. It doesn’t sound like one voice, either. It’s a distorted monotone chant that comes through in several registers at once. It’s a high-pitched whisper and a baritone rumb...

The Knife's spectral, intense masterpiece 'Silent Shout' came out 20 years ago today.

Take a look back…

17.02.2026 15:24 👍 89 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 22
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Louisville students organize anti-ICE protest on Big Four Bridge It came months after Louisville Mayor Craig Greenberg ended the city's sanctuary city policy.

Louisville students organize anti-ICE protest on Big Four Bridge

17.02.2026 14:30 👍 17 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

i've hit a point in my life where nothing is more relaxing to me than drinking 1-2 beers while listening to 70s rock. idk what to make of that

17.02.2026 13:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did the entire team get divorced?

16.02.2026 16:12 👍 43 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 1

nexstar

16.02.2026 23:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i was in the same boat.....and then immediately started working on stickers once i hit 100 on everything else lol

i haven't followed super closely yet. seen some snippets

16.02.2026 23:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hell yeah! i'm 21 stickers away from 100%ing everything

16.02.2026 23:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hell yeah

16.02.2026 02:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lineup of crime bangers on TCM tonight: White Heat, In Cold Blood and Dog Day Afternoon

16.02.2026 02:15 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1

i thought she was a spaniel! i have an american cocker

15.02.2026 20:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what kind of dog is that?

15.02.2026 19:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

my household feels this (my dogs are passed out on my chest and feet)

15.02.2026 18:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A poem written in black marker on a wall. 

In order forme
to write poetry
that isn't political
I must listen to
the birds
And in order
to hear the
birds not
The Warplanes must
Be Silent.
Marwan Markhoul

A poem written in black marker on a wall. In order forme to write poetry that isn't political I must listen to the birds And in order to hear the birds not The Warplanes must Be Silent. Marwan Markhoul

03.02.2026 17:30 👍 170 🔁 66 💬 0 📌 0

curious about the mature vehicles in front of the camry

15.02.2026 13:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the tony larussa wst era sure was something

15.02.2026 04:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

incredible storytelling. it's also painfully accurate

14.02.2026 22:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

14.02.2026 20:07 👍 17735 🔁 6103 💬 233 📌 178

seen so many sandhill cranes today. spring is near

14.02.2026 22:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

was that the year we choked against kentucky?

14.02.2026 19:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

terrapin station is funny because it opens and closes with such bangers, but the middle kind of sucks

14.02.2026 17:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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also got these guys in the mail yesterday

14.02.2026 17:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

14.02.2026 11:00 👍 864 🔁 224 💬 30 📌 104
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

14.02.2026 14:26 👍 23258 🔁 4794 💬 221 📌 169
Picture of a record player playing Vampire Weekend's Frog on the Bass Drum Vol. 3

Picture of a record player playing Vampire Weekend's Frog on the Bass Drum Vol. 3

morning spin

14.02.2026 14:50 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There are more NFL Owners in the Epstein Files than attended the Super Bowl.

13.02.2026 17:39 👍 318 🔁 115 💬 6 📌 4

i have yet to see anything she has made, but i definitely get that vibe from the discourse i have seen around her work

13.02.2026 19:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

reread the book last month...will probably still go see the movie 😬

13.02.2026 19:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

be sure to give countdown to ecstasy some love. always feel like that's an underrated record in their oeuvre

13.02.2026 13:52 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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LMFAO

12.02.2026 23:27 👍 2012 🔁 481 💬 31 📌 30