⭐ How much space do fungi need to grow?
As mushroom as possible!
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⭐ How much space do fungi need to grow?
As mushroom as possible!
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💇 90% of bald people still own a comb…
They just can't part with it.
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🛋️ What did Dr. Seuss's mother do for a living?
She was a massage therapist. Or, a Ma Seuss, if you will.
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📄 I used to teach origami but I gave it up…
Too much paperwork.
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🪚 There’s a new movie coming out about mobile homes…
I just saw the trailer!
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😄 Not many people know this, but I studied Dad Jokes in University…
I studied Sighchology
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👓 Just so everybody is clear…
I'm going to put my glasses on.
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🎤 My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas!
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⏰ For her birthday, I took my partner to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour…
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently…
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🍖 That’s a nice ham you got there…
It would be a shame if someone put an “S” in front and an “E” behind it.
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🦌 I went to a bar that served beer in a bucket…
It was a Pail Ale!
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🎩 What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Addictionary
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🤖 I've decided to marry a pencil…
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride, 2B.
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✍️ I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals…
I M LIVID
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🚗 Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that it doesn't include a driver…
I can't believe I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!
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🕐 My first time using an elevator is usually uplifting, but the second is almost always a let down.
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🤳 Do you know who loves Selfie Sticks?
People who really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
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🐠 Koi Fish always travel in groups of four…
If attacked, Koi A, B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi.
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📖 I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing…
It’s my Oughtobiography
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📚 There's no cheating allowed in the library…
You have to do everything by the book.
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🍺 A tennis ball rolls into a bar…
The bartender asks "Have you been served?"
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🏃 I met a girl who runs a battery kiosk at the park…
She sells C-Cells by the See Saw
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💈 I went to the barber and said "Can I have a haircut like Tom Cruise"?
So he gave me a cushion to sit on
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🎉 I was at a party when a guy walked in and shouted "I'm an architect!"…
He really knew how to make an entrance.
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🎩 What kind of nails do carpenters hate to hammer?
Fingernails.
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🧠 Why is it so easy to guess when a psychiatrist gets you for a gift?
It'll be shrink wrapped!
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🎩 What do paranoid people use to blow their noses?
Truss Tissues.
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💻 Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs!
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🐄 Did you know cowboys used to hang lanterns on their saddles at night so they could find the trail when they were far from home…
It’s true, most people don't realize cowboys invented saddle light navigation.
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