well no um

okay the meridian trimmer got my boules feeling nice and smooth but i have to say for a razor that targets itself as gender neutral they should really change the name. Meridian??! 🤨 what does "an" rhyme with? MAN! and WOMAN! they should really call it meridi-THEM.

Photo of a Darkrai in Pokémon Diamond and Pearl with a Pokémon seal spelling out “IM GAY”

good for you Darkrai

Trees looking up symptoms on WebMD

in a good way?? or bad way?

The FOMO is real right now

shaved my bush.. yeah yeah here we go an angel got its wings clipped blah blah get over it

ya and it's really making scrolling the feed an unpleasant and annoying experience lol

oh and Tank Girl!

honorable mentions go to Clueless, A Goofy Movie, Balto and Jumanji

Name your fav film from the year you were born

forgot my headphones at home today so going to spend two hours of my commute having to raw dog it on public transit..

a woman is laughing while applying makeup on her face ALT: a woman is laughing while applying makeup on her face

liking random t*ylor sw*ft and tate mcrae hate on the skyline

ill be amazed if this post uploads successfully tbh cause my phone data has not been working well either

big power outage in a chunk of my neighbourhood but thankfully i had a random episode of drag race saved on my laptop so here's the entertainment for tonight

I GOT YOU

the gays ™ are getting to be Too Much

omg the way I posted this exact same thought earlier today

a lifted gmc whatever the fuck truck adorned in a palestine vinyl wrap and flags and such. hello kitty. things of that nature

while visiting a friend i witnessed this truck. the back read "REDNECKS SUPPORT PALESTINE" and the israel flag has a big red cancel with "FUCK ZIONISM" under it. incredible.

I eat asses like yours for breakfast

get it? because i want bear p*nis on me

google how do i become the bernese coat of arms

me: can i get a dr. pepper?

server: im sorry we are all out at the moment, but we do have.. *looks down and reads scribbled words on hand*... Nurse Salt??

a woman with red hair is smiling and saying `` i don 't want to see that '' . ALT: a woman with red hair is smiling and saying `` i don 't want to see that '' .

it's also part of the fun to see a hidden NSFW post and be able to unwrap that lil present myself, but otherwise in the words of Valerie Cherish:

and truth be told you could have a very nice thick juicy veiny weiner but if it is just thrown in my face unprompted it is immediately unattractive to me

okay i am once again reminding y'all to label your nude posts!! either the gays are getting lazy/forgetting or bluesky's moderation is not working because i have seen 5 uncensored hogs on my feed this morning

4 for me this morning!

i wanna be that G.U.Y.

Gooner Under You

GUY.

idle Pokémon battle animations be like

her brain is more infected than the entire Last of Us fungal ecosystem and clicker population combined