I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.
I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process
Razzle dazzle 'em ✨
Shrek has been modded into ‘Resident Evil Requiem’ 🧟♂️
in the name of the blood moon..!
[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go
OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK
Does anyone else break into an accent for no reason from a region of your home country that you don't live in?
I break into southern or New Yorker.
If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
Hate our government and the anyone who supports its evils.
give that thing a mango
#Gecqua #pokemon #fanart
I love trans people I love my trans friends. Fuck.
Trans rights are human rights and if one of is ain’t free then none of us are.
Two-panel comic First panel There's a laptop and a mountain of paperwork. Second panel An axolotl is looking at it, doing nothing but just drinking coffee.
☕️
Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car
I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head
The sad Oompah Loompah.
Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.
Hard to beat the matcha bunny gifs but this is majesty
New favorite gif of Peri's
Fullmetal Alchemist - Brother's Lullaby
He doesn’t see humans as people, he sees them as property.
"Drop on the deck and flop like a fish, motherfucker."
Thy literally put it in the Louvre
www.reuters.com/video/watch/...
From fans to you, thank you Goose for being the humorous and inspirational person you are.
#LOVEFORGOOSEWORX #tadc
Told the barista my name is "It's gonna be okay." She keeps saying it. I'm on the floor crying
If you’re going to Disney World, be sure to visit Goofy’s grave.
waist up shot of rauru from tears of the kingdom reaching out with his glowing hand with hair flowing behind him.
Happy 40th to the Zelda series, one of my favs
Here's Rauru
Just guy things, eating hail
My boyfriend tried to catch hail with his mouth. I don't have words.
