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Professor of the Classics, and director of the School of International Letters and Cultures, at Arizona State University. Epigram fan; currently revising the Greek Anthology for the Loeb Classical Library. He/him.

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FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

05.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 17187 πŸ” 5992 πŸ’¬ 515 πŸ“Œ 492

Imaging a human saying to you, "i will only ever tell you what i think you want to hear, based on what i know about ppl like you, how you start our conversation, & what you say during it. Sometimes that will sound like truth, sometimes like errors or lies. Now: Let's talk about your medical history"

04.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 600 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

Well, I’ve read more than my share of ancient oracular pronouncements, and I *also* treat the output of LLM chatbots like a Greek oracle: i.e. as something ultimately working for the interests of the powerful, and with an alarmingly high ratio of apparent authority to meaningful content.

04.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

15.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 10963 πŸ” 2782 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 33

Well, i, for one, am comfortable with imaginary numbers.

13.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

11.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 12085 πŸ” 4186 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 190

i'm calling it early - this is one of the greatest posts ever made on bsky dot app

07.02.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 1846 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

Gotta admit, I never thought I'd quote Bill Kristol approvingly.

So it goes to show how bad things are that, even across a political gulf, people can agree about the Trump era decay.

04.02.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad you like it!

31.01.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Sell America’, the two words that sum up the markets’ break with an out-of-control Trump Investors welcomed the Greenland agreement with relief, but the attack on JP Morgan raises new concerns. The Trump era is pushing investors to reduce their exposure to the US, a trend expected to cont...

The United States is now ceasing to be "the indispensable nation."

β€˜Sell America’, the two words that sum up the markets’ break with an out-of-control Trump | Economy and Business | EL PAÍS English english.elpais.com/economy-and-...

25.01.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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After Trump’s Ultimatum, Greenland Talks Include Sovereign U.S. Bases and No Drilling for Russia

Let's be clear: they're negotiating to "transfer sovereignty over pockets of Greenlandic land to the United States." This is territorial cession as appeasement, the price for "peace in our time." Haven't we seen this before? www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/w...

23.01.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I scored an 18β€”slightly less old than you?

No waterbed or AOL address, though I did have Compuserve, which, frankly, should count.

18.12.2025 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Plato's Cave allegory, illustrated. the shadows on the cave wall are captioned "increasingly insane and extreme positions", the prisoners labeled "internet users", the figures holding the shadow's shapes labeled "algorithms", the fire labeled "random internet users expressing their idiosyncratic beliefs". the space above the cave is labeled "literally just outside" and the philosopher freed from the chains of the physical world labeled "guy who logs off"

Plato's Cave allegory, illustrated. the shadows on the cave wall are captioned "increasingly insane and extreme positions", the prisoners labeled "internet users", the figures holding the shadow's shapes labeled "algorithms", the fire labeled "random internet users expressing their idiosyncratic beliefs". the space above the cave is labeled "literally just outside" and the philosopher freed from the chains of the physical world labeled "guy who logs off"

from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB

10.06.2025 19:57 πŸ‘ 6712 πŸ” 1218 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 66
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A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine Hey team. It’s your CEO. I know your time is valuable, so I’ll cut right to the chase: It’s come to my attention that some of you have been bad-mou...

Yeah, this definitely does sound familiar....

A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-c...

23.06.2025 14:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Socialism is what they called public power.

Socialism is what they called social security.Β 
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Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
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Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.

β€”Harry Truman, 1952

28.05.2025 14:59 πŸ‘ 26852 πŸ” 8468 πŸ’¬ 526 πŸ“Œ 300
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Non Sed Homine Sed Sub Deo Et Lege "Not under man, but under God and law." Inscription over the main entrance to Langdell Hall, Harvard Law School, Cambridge, Massachusetts. This photo is konomarked ("Most Rights Sharable"). If you...

Were I asked, I would have given the great inscription on Langdell Hall at Harvard:

non sub homine sed sub deo et lege

www.flickr.com/photos/erice...

18.05.2025 23:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In case you hadn't noticed:

23.04.2025 15:09 πŸ‘ 46652 πŸ” 10772 πŸ’¬ 792 πŸ“Œ 477

Congratulations on your promotion!

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Liner Note 23. Popularity of Thinking, or the Duty to Know London on April 18, 2015 Β Β  This is the talk I gave at the National Day of Action for Higher Education on April 17. My co-panelists and I, T...

Christopher Newfield, bold as ever!

I'm not sure about some of thisβ€”but then again, I'm not the expert he is. In any case, he's certainly right that the way higher education is defended (starting with his point number 2) is a big part of the problem.

utotherescue.blogspot.com/2025/04/line...

15.05.2025 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scoop: House Democrat seeks probe into reports Qatar plans to gift plane to Trump Rep. Ritchie Torres asked for an "immediate" ethics review into what he called a "flying grift."

What do you think?

β€œBribe Force One” or β€œBribey McBribeface”?

www.axios.com/2025/05/11/t...

13.05.2025 15:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Scylla, Paestan red-figure krater C4th B.C., The J. Paul Getty Museum
watermark: theoi.com (it's a good site)

Scylla, Paestan red-figure krater C4th B.C., The J. Paul Getty Museum watermark: theoi.com (it's a good site)

"Are you a girl or a boy?"
Scylla: I AM DEATH INCARNATE FOR FOOLS WHO PLY THE WAVES
"No, like.. what do you have, 'down there'?"
Scylla: HUNGRY DOGS

17.04.2025 09:34 πŸ‘ 236 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 6
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This is high art

06.04.2025 21:37 πŸ‘ 26414 πŸ” 7561 πŸ’¬ 529 πŸ“Œ 1011

Just to be clear, two of the things that make America great are 1) immigrants and 2) strong scientific (and, for that matter, academic) communities independent of government interference.

01.05.2025 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.

A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.

21.04.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 43115 πŸ” 6900 πŸ’¬ 980 πŸ“Œ 372
There is an impulse in moments like this to appeal to self-interest. To say: These horrors you are allowing to happen, they will come to your doorstep one day; to repeat the famous phrase about who they came for first and who they'll come for next. But this appeal cannot, in matter of fact, work. If the people well served by a system that condones such butchery ever truly believed the same butchery could one day be inflicted on them, they'd tear the system down tomorrow. And anyway, by the time such a thing happens, the rest of us will already be dead.
No, there is no terrible thing coming for you in some distant future, but know that a terrible thing is happening to you now. You are being asked to kill off a part of you that would otherwise scream in opposition to injustice. You are being asked to dismantle the machinery of a functioning conscience.
Who cares if diplomatic expediency prefers you shrug away the sight of dismembered children? Who cares if great distance from the bloodstained middle allows obliviousness. Forget pity, forget even the dead if you must, but at least fight against the theft of your soul.

There is an impulse in moments like this to appeal to self-interest. To say: These horrors you are allowing to happen, they will come to your doorstep one day; to repeat the famous phrase about who they came for first and who they'll come for next. But this appeal cannot, in matter of fact, work. If the people well served by a system that condones such butchery ever truly believed the same butchery could one day be inflicted on them, they'd tear the system down tomorrow. And anyway, by the time such a thing happens, the rest of us will already be dead. No, there is no terrible thing coming for you in some distant future, but know that a terrible thing is happening to you now. You are being asked to kill off a part of you that would otherwise scream in opposition to injustice. You are being asked to dismantle the machinery of a functioning conscience. Who cares if diplomatic expediency prefers you shrug away the sight of dismembered children? Who cares if great distance from the bloodstained middle allows obliviousness. Forget pity, forget even the dead if you must, but at least fight against the theft of your soul.

One of many moments in Omar El Akkad’s new book, β€œOne Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” that will stop you in your tracks.

29.03.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 11544 πŸ” 4370 πŸ’¬ 129 πŸ“Œ 166
The Non-Adventures of Wonderella Β» Archive Β» Hello friends

The first really nice surprise of 2025!

The Non-Adventures of Wonderella Β» Archive Β» Hello friends nonadventures.com/2025/01/01/h...

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Massachusetts Road Signs Massachusetts<br> Road Signs

Buckle up, Massholes.

14.01.2025 02:40 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I mean, it's *literally* annual....

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A Banner Year - Futility Closet Next year’s date, 2025, is remarkable: It’s a square (452), the sum of two squares (272 + 362), the product of two squares (92 Γ— 52), and the sum of three squares (402 + 202 + 52). It’s the sum of the...

A Banner Year - Futility Closet

A set of observations for fans of math oddities....

www.futilitycloset.com/2024/12/26/a...

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