JPants™️

a black dog and a white dog are wrapped in a white cloth . Alt: A little fluffy white dog hugs a small black dog.

💙🫂

As soon as I saw it on TikTok, I knew that's where it belonged. Thank you for the lovely letter along with it 💙💖

I am so sorry. All my love to both you & Aidan.

Rest easy, sweet boy. Thank you for sharing him with us 💔

A laminated painting of a grave sits next to a photo of JPants and her deceased sister Rachel. There's also a tiny Mermaid Man figure, some playing cards, a joint, and a clay stitch necklace.

A wider view. Surrounding the main house shrine are some shells, a spell jar, a blue glass bell, a blue mushroom stuffy, and a vintage hacky sack

My @helihex.bsky.social ACEO found it's forever home today 💙

I cannot figure out how to add via usernames, but here is my code!

DLZADEJN6E

I feel this in my spirit.

three men in suits and ties are standing next to each other . Alt: three men in suits and ties are standing next to each other. One sings to the one with a mustache "got off on a technicaaaaality"

I'm saying it counts because the bed I got into is a different one than the one I got out of this morning.

*gets out of bed*
*checks off "got out of bed today" on finch*
*gets back into bed*

2FA? Why stop there? 3 factor authentication! 10! A hundred factors! Ruin my fucking life every time I need to remember my routing number. Shoot my phone with a railgun if I try to open discord. Put a landmine in my bed. Kill me.

a woman with blood on her face is screaming and saying i like pain . Alt: Tank girl saying "I like pain" with blood dripping down her forehead.

A close second:

what’s one of your ultimate comfort movies?

Your brain is my favourite.

a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign . Alt: Pacha from Emperor's New Groove goin 😗😙👌🏼👌🏼

That itches the brain juuuuuust right

a man in a police uniform and tie is making a funny face and saying vindication !!! . ALT: a man in a police uniform and tie is making a funny face and saying vindication !!! .

I have been waiting for this day since July 1st, 2024.

lol. lmao, even.

a hockey player wearing a helmet that says ccm Alt: Joseph & Stützle hugging it out and twirling around on the ice

PLEASE I MISS HIM SO MUCH

I think I may need to follow suit because that jacket is killer

Co-Star, I don't think you understand just how intertwined FOMO is to my DNA.

"There are tablets now for your flaccid waffle." #OutOfContextQuotes

I have been a Senators fan since 2023, and my partner has been a fan his entire life. Trust, we are all livid.

Nah, I hate him because he laughed at a sexist joke made by a p3d0 who he then chose to go and party with but pop off queen ✌️😗

*adds Edvinsson jersey to cart*

Brady Tkachuk on the ice after getting his shit rocked by Edvinsson

Girls will be like "I needed this" and it's just a Tkachuk getting his clock cleaned 🎀🌸✨🩷

A screenshot of all the disgusting and sexist replies Claire Hanna has received

WE RIDE AT MF DAWN

Like, reporters are lobbing softballs at these guys giving them golden (no pun intended) opportunities to save face and do the right thing, and repeatedly they just can’t bring themselves to do it. Either they’re too dumb to capitalize on the opportunity or they don’t care to.

Like, it is so beyond easy to say "what we did was unacceptable and I apologize whole-heartedly to the women's Olympic team."

But they can't even do that. I am so beyond disgusted.

Massive props to Claire Hanna for pressing him on these questions, especially being one of if not the only woman reporter in the room.

The Van Gogh one has me all in my feels 😭

a woman is sitting on a couch wearing a sweater and earrings . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch wearing a sweater and earrings .

And to think... I originally wanted a Sanderson jersey when I became a Senators fan.