William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵🐸 (@wkfry)

(* And once again, Will's turned on for reasons he can't explain... *)

11.03.2026 21:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We go together like mustard and sweatpants

11.03.2026 17:02 👍 111 🔁 18 💬 8 📌 0

Was the $98k piano filled with cocaine?

Asking for all my friends... 🤔

11.03.2026 21:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2026 Halloween Costume: Shoes two-sizes too big.

11.03.2026 20:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just my luck! A bit of good news and it's paywalled! 😂

11.03.2026 20:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I quit! The human race is not worth saving! Seriously... WTAF!?!?!?

11.03.2026 20:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm an atheist. I have values. I'm happy with the books I have.

11.03.2026 20:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can we just ban Hegseth for having an unflattering head? 🙄

11.03.2026 20:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I, too, ban all my friends from taking unflattering photos of me. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

11.03.2026 20:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 👍 11623 🔁 3068 💬 129 📌 226

Ewwww!!! It just occurred to me... what does Jesus say during sex?

11.03.2026 20:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I, too, only vote by mail. Period.

11.03.2026 20:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do something that the ER doctors will gossip about for years... 😲

11.03.2026 20:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I used to think "Breaking Bad" was a cautionary tale.

Now I'm like, "I mean, sure... why not." 🙄

11.03.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone: You can't survive on just eating Girl Scout cookies!

Me: Hold my beer!!! 🙄

11.03.2026 20:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If we could just delay today that would be great. I'm about an hour behind!!!

11.03.2026 16:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Note to self: Prolly don't discuss Iran with my vet friends.

While they are against the war, they point out how very little I know about military stuff. Fair! 🙄

11.03.2026 15:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, but if you buy $2 million in King Crab and $15 million in Rib eye steaks, they give you all the breadsticks you can eat!

It's like you'd be LOSING money if you didn't! 😲

11.03.2026 15:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, the driver wouldn't have gotten a good tip if the Sausage McMuffin with Egg was late!

11.03.2026 15:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unlike Rubio, this shoe fits!

11.03.2026 15:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yay! Bunk beds! Fun!

11.03.2026 15:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If he had one gay friend, the shoes would have looked better and they would have fit... 🙄

(* sips my very gay coffee... *)

11.03.2026 15:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Come on! It's mean to make fun of someone else's clothes...

(* snicker, snicker *)

11.03.2026 15:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It is already funny but now it’s become far funnier because they know everyone knows and is looking at their shoes but they still have to do this

11.03.2026 12:30 👍 2060 🔁 318 💬 88 📌 26

Yes, but so. much. butter!!!!!

11.03.2026 15:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi, Grinder. Please me my friends Scruff and Sniff...

11.03.2026 14:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do NOT want Iran.
I do NOT want Cuba.
I do NOT want Greenland.
I do NOT want Canada.
I do NOT want Venezuela.
I do NOT want the Panama Canal.
I do NOT want the Gaza Strip.
I do NOT want Mexico.
I do NOT want Colombia.

I DO want the right to vote in a fair election.
I DO want healthcare.

10.03.2026 15:54 👍 134 🔁 37 💬 11 📌 1

Well, how about NOW miss drag queen? #epstein #couchfucker

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Friendly reminder: "And Covid should be over by April..."

10.03.2026 17:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I often consider myself to be personal friends with most of my coworkers and managers. A gift of shoes certainly seems a bit odd. I don't think I'd wear them, either.

09.03.2026 23:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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