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OK, but I’m drinking my wine in this:

Vampires struggling with Seasonal Affective Disorder on their shortest day of the year Lords of the un-dead suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder will peak today, as vampires everywhere endure the shortest day of their year.

Spare a thought for the vampires currently struggling with Seasonal Affective Disorder on the shortest night of the year. 🧛🏻‍♂️🌙

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With her army of hair and makeup people alert and standing by.

Don’t worry, no one will notice or particularly care - unless you’re carrying a sign that says, “I’m from Toronto, the Centre of the Universe.” Then you’re carrying a bullseye.

😆🤣😆

“Ok, so it’s not the epic story of ‘Gilgamesh and Enkidu,’ but this one actually happened.”

Well done. 👏👏👏👏

Canada took longer to get rid of our pennies. We only got to it a few beavers back. We use the same rounding system.

Yes! And now I have an overwhelming urge to trash an office printer.

I accidentally broke a bottle of whot-chis-hister sauce the other day. Had to look up the spelling so I could put it on my grocery list. Took 5 tries before Google finally figured out what I was trying to spell.

And bleach, apparently.

I can relate, I’m very fond of fresh basil myself.

Maybe Nancy Mace will let you borrow her megaphone.

A drawing of Alice (from Alice in Wonderland) with a tea cup in her hand and a cat beside her, talking to Dorothy (from The Wizard of Oz) who’s wearing her ruby slippers, with her dog, Toto, beside her. Both girls are sitting beside each other, outside, in front of a white picket fence. Alice says, “I’ve seen some weird shit!” Dorothy replies, “Yeah, well, I stole shoes from a dead woman that I killed with my house.”

Star Trek (original series, What are Little Girls Made of) Ruck, remembering how everything went wrong, is talking to Captain Kirk (representing Kevin McCarthy and the GOP). Ruck is saying, “You brought him among us! You brought the inferior ones. We had cleansed ourselves of them. Now you bring the evil back!”

Picture of a post from Leyton (@leytonuntidy). It shows four different photos of a terrified Scrooge from three different productions of the story, and one illustration. The caption reads, “A Christmas Carol is a heartwarming tale of how the rich must be violently traumatized into sharing.”

. . . that’s next to Four Seasons Landscaping, across from a dildo store and down the street from a weapons emporium.

Good boy, Sisyphus!

A cartoon image of Wile E. Coyote is standing against a white background holding up a help sign, looking stressed. Above him is an ACME anvil suspended by a thin rope. The writing on the anvil says “Gaetz Report”.

But this way, in not releasing the report, they have this anvil ready to drop on his head in case he ever decides to darken their door again.

So, serious question, could they be holding the report back as a form a leverage against Gaetz? To make sure he doesn’t ever come back to Congress? Because once it’s released, and the inevitable fallout happens, they can’t do anything more to him, and he could come back in time when memories fade.

It’s going to take all the water in Lake Superior to cool that burn. 🔥💦

Well, Kes scarfed down all the special dirt when she was pregnant, so yeah, just regular dirt left.

Photo of a printed footnote. The footnote says, Lyon became infamous a year earlier when, in the midst of a disagreement on the House floor, he spat in the face of his colleague Representative Roger Griswold of Connecticut. But that’s another story.

Photo of a printed page showing a footnote. The footnote says, Thomas Jefferson delighted in the attacks on his political enemy, Adams - until Callender turned his poison pen against the third president and became the first to accuse him publicly of having sired a child by his slave Sally Hemings. But that, too, is another story.

These are from “Bad Days in History” by Michael Farquhar

Also, footnote to these footnotes - politicians were always assholes.

Space images are the new Rorschach test.

According to Elon’s biographer, when he was young, Elon used to get into a lot of fights with other school kids. His father, in contrast, specialized in emotional and psychological abuse.

Devil’s red hand with curved nails grasping a man’s hand with brown jacket sleeve and white shirt cuff. Fire flame behind the clasped hands.

Zuck was seen at Mar-a-largo recently. I’m worried about what kind of Faustian deal was made there.