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Anarcho-slacker, couch enthusiast Fill in drummer for Def Leppard

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12.03.2026 07:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Buying this to be used as part of a larger "making fun of a tiny dick" bit

12.03.2026 07:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, Joel Grey cameo

12.03.2026 07:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah fuck this means more people on the bus and train who are bad at catching the bus and train

11.03.2026 07:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's true what they say about pets resembling their owners

11.03.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That guy's presence on here is entirely replies that agree with that George guy. You don't see burner accounts that nakedly burner much these days

10.03.2026 06:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know what they say, everyone loves a pedant who gets so het up they have to login to their burner to continue the argument

10.03.2026 06:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone ask Ben what the U in NAIRU stands for

10.03.2026 05:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I hope our little game hasn't caused you to perspire, Chef Kenichi."

09.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is fuckable but is also incapable of consenting

08.03.2026 05:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hawthorne Manor

08.03.2026 05:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just realised I wrote hate instead of had

08.03.2026 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was Whedon dialogue at its most Whedon-y

06.03.2026 10:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Between Whedon and Baldwin, why?

06.03.2026 09:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did not know he still made videos. I haven't thought about him since before the pandemic

06.03.2026 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who did? Better not have been woke king NorthernLion

06.03.2026 08:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here's the best part, I'm not from your country. Have fun with your collapse ๐Ÿ™‚

06.03.2026 07:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's why you didn't answer my question. You'd be better off heading back to twitter with the other children

06.03.2026 07:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except the people you are using as shorthand for not voting Kamala, voted for her despite their misgivings about the Biden/Harris government continually selling weapons to the state that was bombing their loved ones. But we can't say that can we?

Like I said at the start, you're fetid, racist, cunt

06.03.2026 06:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol, bitchmade

06.03.2026 06:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The county Dearborn is in, which way did it swing?

06.03.2026 06:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why listen to any of these when @1900hotdog.bsky.social exists?

06.03.2026 06:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The racism

06.03.2026 04:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently the year 7s at work are scared of me which is hilarious to me

06.03.2026 04:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Few tweets have aged better than the Hamas 2 tweet

06.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Student I hate to call home for yesterday: "I wish I could psychically make you feel intense pain all the time right now"

Me: "[Student name], I have ankylosing spondilitis, that has been my reality since I was 14"

Student: "well fuck"

05.03.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well Hal Jordan *is* a republican after all

05.03.2026 07:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Usha Vance has entered the chat

05.03.2026 07:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jordan you need to be drinking more cranberry juice

05.03.2026 05:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rob Zombie picked an incredible year to put out an album called The Great Satan

05.03.2026 05:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0