Ben Schouten

Quark: I really need to become a lot stranger and more bawdy

Quark: I really need to become a lot stranger and more bawdy

Look at this motherfucker! This is how to fight back!

Got to the Rodney McKay episode of Stargate Universe and am now officially moving my opinion up to "I'm mad this got cancelled"

Did a replay of DOOM "Knee Deep In The Dead" this morning and called it the "LONDON CALLING of shareware."

"Some workers feel that employees are being tasked with building and training the very tools the company is trying to use to supplant them."

Planet of the Meath

Seriously guys this is a "Darci really needs help situation"

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new video

youtu.be/zv1SFurxwbE

it's wise at this point to basically think of all mainstream journalism - and also all mainstream polling - as a conspiracy to shift the overton window to the right

How to win in November

𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧, "𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲."
Now, wait a second—

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡.
They got married in my 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵, Isaac.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭.
Can we go back to my rabid support for genocide?

my first book (2020) was about online neonazis and my second book (2024) was about christian theocrats. they gained strength, voltronned and became a government. my third book (2027) is going to be a history of notable sandwiches so i hope this means we will be governed by sandwichocracy

Blades of the Guardians (2026)

This 80 Year Old Director Still References Stagecoach The Old Fashioned Way

Paper tiger

RCAF now guaranteed to go down like lions with a 10-1 kill ratio when we get invaded early next year as a distraction from the midterm crisis.

I would allow Salacious Crumb inside my restaurant. I would even allow Salacious Crumb inside the kitchen in my restaurant. I would welcome Salacious Crumb inside this big pot of boiling water inside my kitchen inside my restaurant

Blades of the Guardians (2026)

This 80 Year Old Director Still References Stagecoach The Old Fashioned Way

You better believe fucking Jared Leto is getting paid.

how can find my think my iphone is 50 miles away for a moment. it's in my hand. i'm using it to look at find my.

I don’t wanna be that guy, but a lot of wars waged by us have been by choice

Putting what would otherwise be a culture article under "Defense and Military" genuinely fuck off

Business Insider article under Defense and Military headline titled "Photos show what Iran looked like before the 1979 revolution turned the nation into an Islamic republic"

Completely fucking shameless

Generally I read Revelations as a metaphor for the rot of greed. But of course fundies typically use it as “well the earth will be destroyed anyways so we might as well profit off of it”. Another reason I think fundies are more blasphemous than any atheist

i was going to do another one of these just now but I started typing and felt the life drain out of me. bad for the soul.

Young child wearing glasses, a coat, and Adidas sneakers, standing outside with a refugee camp backdrop.

HEARTBREAKING! My little boy is going blind in Gaza. His eyes are fading away. I beg you on my knees, please help me save his sight before it’s too late. I can't bear to see him in darkness forever. Please, have mercy! SAVE HIS EYES!
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gofund.me/5f2429cda

I'm just imagining Thor saying "Tommee Proffitt!" and a giant dollar sign flies into his hand

At first I thought they were just replacing the drive through person with an AI but this is so much worse

When I worked McDonald’s for a summer in college, this lady who used to work there was in the drive thru at 2 am and gave me a lecture about how I wasn’t smiling enough. So now they have an inhuman nightmare voice doing that all shift. Hellish doesn’t even describe it

Redemption arc for this post that got everyone mad at me for weeks