Took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that Sunday is named Sunday after the sun. What's next? Saturday is named after saturn? Or Monday is named after because the moon? Surely Wednesday must be named Wednesday because of the planet Wednes. I must be the one to make this discovery.
There's a thing going around about how animals aren't accessories and apparently bluesky wont let you joke about animals being accessories for Federal crimes like you dont want me being funny
I accidentally made a post too unhinged bluesky wouldn't let me post it. We did it gamers.
Anti-immagration hypothermiphiliacs must have not liked us co-opting their slogan
I'll never be as cool as the guy that speedruns rubiks cubes and cigarettes
Someone remind me to play Alan wake 2 sometime soonish
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video
A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
Actually idk I'd probably get kicked out of office once its revealed I like anal
Hey are there any 5'10 or taller women I can dress up in armor and then go to the president's house and be like yeah guys we really should replace our current president with me or does that not work anymore
Hey guys
I told a friend that I wanted to go to Turkey for the food and he was like ??? Turkey is food
Kinda crazy how so many people in the book community do not know how to read.
What a great headline
The hottest thing about Timothée Chalamet is that he used to have a youtube for showing off Xbox controllers
Got off the phone with your dog. How'd you teach a dog to use a phone?
Love and light yourself on fire
Presidential yaoi was not on my bingo card
I need choral chambers from silksong injected into my veins
You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
No literally why is it like that
I was crashing out last night and was spiraling so hard and then youtube gave me a schizophrenia medicine ad and I was so offended that youtube ads called me schizophrenic that it snapped me out of my fucked mental state.
They got mad at me for saying "I can't believe Charlie Kirk's head just did that" on my hinge profile
I was telling my friends about how they should make more hot waiters that are buff and have obvious crushes on you right after the hot buff barista was flirting with me I think I don't know what I have until its gone
I had a dream last night my sister gave me a tarot reading and I asked her what I needed to learn in life and she pulled three cards and just looks at me and said "gun"
Shoutout the Costco management who suck ass at seeding tournaments
I live in boring rich white people land these bitches can not do a protest chant for shit
Sure.
Your godzilla blu-rays are safe for now... until I need to jokingly threaten you again and can't think of something funnier.
Tastes like special features and roast kaiju
Thats what teeth are for. Chomp chomp.
