Jase

ABOLISH TUESDAYS

I have my therapist, but even that was delayed by a week. And I'm trying to work on some long-term strategies for existing issues, so it's sometimes hard to redirect and put out current fires

I won't lie to you Jen, it's been rough. Between seasonal depression, regular depression, possible side effects of my meds, my sister's birthday approaching... I feel like I'm running on rims right now. I know there's an end to it eventually, but I'm not really feeling it

I won't go to mass, but I'll go to density x volume, which is equal

That's a terrible name for a chicken

An absolute masterclass in passive aggression, I love it

I told my friend if he comes to my town, I'll go somewhere else while he's here

Tune in for a rousing rendition of my new hit single Every Time I Take My Jacket Off (Some Cunt Makes Me Go Outside)

Pet Sematary [sic]

One of my favourite Bat artists. All the best parts of McFarlane, Adams, and Giordano in one

The hotel has turkey bacon

Vacation is ruined

Christians, just a reminder, when the rapture happens tomorrow, please leave your houses unlocked so we have access to them when you're gone. I have dibs on a TV evangelist's mega-mansion, so that's nice for me. But anyway, thanks for solving the housing crisis, I guess. Bye!

There's no such thing as a movie Muppets shouldn't be in

My vacation starts Wednesday, so if it was *ever* going to happen, Tuesday has good odds

Marvel could publish a comic called Punisher: ACAB Special, with Frank on the cover holding a pig dressed as a cop, saying "Fuck the police", and those fuckers would *still* put their thin blue line bullshit on his logo because they think it looks cool

a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .

Not this?

"We love our country, but not enough to put any effort into replicating the flag"

And "Eat ass" is your marketing tagline

Evil or not, it makes no sense for the character. He has particular targets for his vengeance, and dogs just aren't on his shit list

But not wanting to kick a dog on camera is valid for any reason. That's exactly the sort of behavior impressionable assholes will copy for laughs

You're still a little far away, or I'd drop by and help out. I don't mind painting as long as someone else moves the furniture!

Hey, well done. That shit's tough!

In that Hot Pockets are very popular, and accessible to everyone

I'm just glad he came out through the side, and not the end!

That's disappointing. I've enjoyed the couple of Deschutes brews that I've tried.

That looks good! How was it?

Yes

I look so drunk in that photo!

I use the OnlyPosts feed. Just the original posts of people I follow, not even reposts. I'm mostly very disinterested in hearing from people I don't want to talk to

I'd probably have a PhD if universities stopped giving out certificates and started giving you a cool sheet of stickers or something

Is that a kind of cabbage or something?