Zane⚡️

injecting megan on broadway into my veins like

My hill is that Rob is actually not a good traitor he’s just being catapulted to victory by a masterfully dense cast

Streets are calling the Clintons stunt queens again

I feel like she has an evening scheduled out each week dedicated to this

peeling skin from healing back tattoo getting trapped in my ass hair feels like something I should have seen coming but nonetheless am very surprised by

We can find someone else to record so there’s proof

See, LA Legault ⚜️ Jan.28th doesn’t even believe me, it’s that absurd

I tell anyone who is willing to listen about the random group of women who kept shouting “Heated Rivalry!” at me and dude I was making out with at the club on NYE

Me today but she’s asking me if I think AI is coming for my job

no one warned me that in disappearing from bluesky for a bit that i’d return having to grieve the graveyard of deleted accounts in my dms.. where tf is oomf??

What It Sounds Like

i can’t believe they were hiding this one from me.. 2026 anthem everyone get up

not a want but a need

more tattoo progress means I get to treat myself (drive thru taco bell)

unfortunately that one’s going straight to the courts

you fall into *at least* one of the two existing option

the zoomed out version is cuter but that’s reserved for cowboy carter apologists and internet crushes

Progress from today

awake and am getting more work done on this sleeve today :))

Don’t Call Tonight is the winner on that album imo

🫡

still i rise

last week was terrible and unforgiving but tonight we are throwing back an edible, ordering takeout, and watching the traitors finale + reunion

got political in the family gc and it’s been real quiet

he’s the only reason i can smile through another year of no new mystery dungeon

we’re getting a season of rhop with no Karen Huger…

uber driver told me his 10 year old son make $60K last year live streaming roblox. like wtf am I doing

hi this hurts like a bitch can someone volunteer to give it kisses so it heals faster ty

ty i will see it through 😔

i’ve been away processing that i can’t play marvel rivals on my obsolete xbox one s

left chicago this morning…

i have a similar side profile to the guy on the left maybe