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my brother won’t shut up about his fuck ass job and i’m so desperate to tell about anything else im asking him about South Park being in Fortnite

The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.

and sure, fat liberation has so many more important goals than visibility and social acceptance. but it would be great if i could go one whole day without hearing about weight loss drugs.

i guess if you’re thin you just aren’t getting the same targeted ads? you aren’t seeing your former favorite influencers shrink in front of your eyes? you don’t have every lady at your church coming up and telling you how much she loves her ozempic??? we are just in two different realities

i’m tired of hearing skinny people talk about the “skinny-pocalypse” controversy bc it always comes with a “it’s just happening online!” NO ITS NOT. people everywhere are shrinking and this take just reveals to me that either you don’t have fat friends/people in your life or you very out of touch

@yrfatfriend.bsky.social have you heard the new episode of ICYMI on the skinny-pocalypse? they talk about how to pressure to be thin is mostly online in their experience. that’s when i knew i was listening to thin people.

now we’re talking about incidences of cannibalism :)

“- because the male g-spot is in the butthole, mom. why did god do that?”

thanksgiving is going great

Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver

Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/

important to note that trixie had been shot in the upper thigh (notoriously tough to stop the bleeding but my tourniquet technique was impeccable) and katya had been shot in the right shoulder. i notified the EMTs that she had a history of smoking and addiction. let me know if that helps x

had a dream last night that i was in a cafe and was talking to trixie and katya and there was a cult mass murder attempt and i personally bandaged trixie and katyas gunshot wounds but then later didn’t know if that had survived or how to contact them.
anyone wanna take a stab at interpreting that?

insane advertising strategies happening in the GLP-1 space

yeah i’m a lifelong learner (i spent my entire work day reading about the donner party)

western culture has to develop a better way to grieve. i can’t keep choosing between acting like nothing is wrong and explaining to people that im in a funk bc another person i loved died

tweeted this and got a canker sore.

has to explain the rfk jr bear story to my coworkers today. herculean work

is it normal to experience basically zero pain after getting teeth pulled or is my oral pain threshold just really high?

the threat of complete chaos and economic collapse ramping up as my job becomes unbearable <<<<<<

in line for early voting surrounded by trump supporters wearing a shirt that says “queers for a free palestine”. fearing for my life

green beans in the passenger seat and you’re freaking me out

2025 i will be a reply guy to fat women ONLY.

you read about liberal complicity with fascism in the history books and it seems very abstract, but this is what it looks like. powerful interests aligned with the fascists, exerting pressure onto weaker actors who comply out of fear

we’ve never been seen in the same room… as far as i know…

like what happened

i knew the democratic party would abandon trans people when push came to shove but honestly i did not think they would do it so goddamn easily.

i literally have your profile pic on my home screen. did i know you in another life?

i also really love dimension20. yes, i am coming out as a dnd fan.

tweeting for the algorithm:
film, queer shit, poetry, literature, dropout tv, comedy, fat liberation, geopolitics, trans rights, free palestine, chappel roan, drag queens, lesbians, challengers, cats, social justice, human rights, bears (all kinds), glee, and all kinds of whimsy and wonder!

being trans IS my religion