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The Smashing Machine (Hyams): through the meat grinder. broken bodies and spirits. comebacks and letdowns. Thin line between victory and failure. Enveloped in dreary, foreboding post-rock soundscapes. Very intrigued now to see how the Safdie film diverges/meets this.

16.10.2025 13:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In Babygirl when Nicole Kidman says she has 7 coffees a day

05.01.2025 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t hear much about Rose the Hat anymore

27.11.2024 02:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Left my phone unguarded at work and noticed from afar a female employee of mine trying to spot something juicy on my phone. And she did:

26.11.2024 16:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I usually trust Denzel’s judgment but uhh

12.11.2024 18:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you’ll be at a block party and a man in his early 60s will pull you aside and ask with conviction if The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial warrants getting a subscription to the Paramount network.

07.10.2023 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also: yes.

22.09.2023 23:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting old is realizing Thief is Mann’s best film.

22.09.2023 22:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If The Lovely Bones came out today, Stanley Tucci’s character would lure you into his basement, not for rape, not for companionship, but to invite you to Bluesky.

19.09.2023 15:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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tfw you're thinking about checking out a newer release on criterion channel, then you see it's 147 minutes, then you check lb...

26.08.2023 00:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I was livid Dallas took Parsons over Slater but it all worked out.

24.08.2023 13:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Parsons apparently hazed a kid bad at Penn State. Agree with you about Wilson.

24.08.2023 13:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

20/20* smh

24.08.2023 13:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.08.2023 13:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t look at the list of players they could’ve drafted instead of Lance. Hindsight 50/50 but sheesh.

24.08.2023 13:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm like Paul Sorvino in Goodfellas: I don't want any pertinent info texted to me where it can be traced. Everything has to be told to me in person.

22.08.2023 21:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely losing it at Lars von Trier asking for a date/muse on social media and following that with β€œdespite all this whining (about having Parkinson’s, OCD, and controlled alcoholism), I can be quite a charming partner, on a good day.”

15.08.2023 23:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The quieter moments in that episode work really well. I’ve never seen sauce smeared on a microwave like that ever in my life; tough break for the set designer.

14.08.2023 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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These vibes feel forever ago

14.08.2023 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatched Glazer’s Birth last night, uncanny similarities to Eyes Wide Shut irt to desire and death. A period in cinema where Nicole Kidman could complicate the sexual desires of both Dr. Bill Hartford and a ten-year-old boy.

13.08.2023 15:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0