Non-Cannon

Phoenix/Nora is back! Let's gooo!

This feels made up and I think something just broke inside my brain

Background: the AroAce sunset flag. Text in fancy font: This Valentines Day: You are Cordially Invited to Not Fuck

#valentine #valentinesday #aromantic #asexual

WE 👏ALSO 👏WANT 👏CHOCOLATES 👏 IN 👏 ADDITION 👏 TO 👏 THE 👏 DICTIONARY 👏

I am on the wrong continent, but otherwise I would

A pen sketch of the Knight from hollow knight resting on a bench with a sleep mask over its eyes

I can only imagine how hard it is to sleep if your eyes are unclosable holes. #hollowknight #fanart

Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction

booo, bad pun
take my money and leave

Illustration of a sundial, with a large heading that says “Use Real Time”, and three smaller headings that say “Circadian Alignment”, “Morning Sunlight”, and “Permanent Standard Time”.

Use Real Time! Permanent Standard Time approximates natural solar time, for best sleep and circadian health. Ditch Daylight Saving Time!

Well, now I'm curious, and as long as your plan doesn't resemble what he did to the East Wing, I can't imagine disliking it more than what Tr*mp did to the office

I have never heard 'Cleave' used in reference to uniting two things before

I mean, I'm pretty sure that aside from the White Lady, all of Hornet's parents are dead. Her dad (Pale King), her mom (Herrah), her other mom (Vespa). So unless she's talking to her other other mom (White Lady) or doing necromancy, I'm not sure she belongs (I haven't finished Silksong yet)

I'm a be real, I reread this several times before I looked at the context because I was very confused and thought you had trauma based on the brownies the dessert

Robert Frobershier-Smythe be like

Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today CAIRO—Admitting he was unable to face a lengthy session of indexing artifacts after drinking too much the night before, hungover Egyptologist Henry Chapman confirmed Tuesday he was just gonna call in ...

Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today

🌈HUGE NEWS🏳️‍🌈

as of minutes ago, the Supreme Court has DECLINED an opportunity to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges.

Love won today.💜

Behold: Two Dangerous Mute Lunatics!
#hollowknight #portal

After the Dream No More ending, Hornet did that Japanese thing where you repair pottery with gold. #hollowknight

So, what you're saying is that anteaters are the mammalian version of crabs?

Fun fact, I have a House of Anubis long fic in progress, just posted chapter 19, been posting every week on Tuesdays. It answers the question: What if Victor reciprocated Gran/Evelyn's crush in s2? (also what if Fabina didn't break up?)
archiveofourown.org/works/666478...

#houseofanubis

trying to be the House of Anubis poster I wish to see on this site

#houseofanubis

#houseofanubis

#houseofanubis

second half of House of Anubis season 2 be like

Every so often I am reminded that Lady Gaga is famous for reasons other than wearing a meat dress that one time
#ladygaga

I'm so queer, I can't even walk straight, which is a problem because I keep walking into things
#queer #lgbtq+ #lgbt

Also I have "Springtime for Hitler" stuck in my head

Last night, I was finally able to watch the original "The Producers" (I was able to watch the movie musical version some years ago), and it was just so much better than the movie musical version. Part of it was, I think, a better script, but a lot of it was better actors.
#theproducers #melbrooks