Kevin

Morgan Freeman

“But unfortunately for today’s younger visitors, that neglected ****show next door in the glass pyramid would also survive the deep freeze of Hell in Florida” 🫣😆

I can’t believe they got everybody back… RIP to Ted but hope they’ll squeeze Kelso in at some point…. He’s 85 but still kickin!

And I sent him the same clip yesterday morning 😂

Me and my old roommate in Key West were obsessed bitd - very much mirrored our friendship, considered ourselves the Southernmost Turk and JD.

The anticipation reignited our friendship. Still haven’t seen since D+ is trash for not having a live ABC stream — you know, same shit that was always free

A simple statement on a white background. “Whoever air drums to Def Leopard with both hands is an asshole”.

Rule #12 of Carpool Karaoke

🤣 you and the rest of the world 🤣

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Hellooooo over there 👋

You’ve got the best seat in the house… right across the river, a front row seat but safe from being a citizen of the shit show!

After years of odd looks from strangers in an elevator, THANK YOU for reinforcing my choice to travel w/my own coffee maker and mug — seriously.

One of these days I’m going to press 2 and accept that $69K loan I never applied for

For me it feels like the ‘80’s, my childhood says Hello

Now where is Dreamfinder? 🤔

Picture of a glass ashtray picturing a werewolf with a harmonica in one hand and a joint in the other beneath a full moon night. There is also a real joint (perhaps a preroll) resting on the ashtray. The ashtray features the lyrics and song title from Tom Petty’s Grammy Award Winning song, “You Don’t Know How It Feels” off of his 1994 solo album Wildflowers.

Parents just don’t understand 😆

Well I see it’s certainly frosty up in MN !! Trich’s for days 👀

That’s more dollar bills than the Pats have yards, isn’t it? 😆

🥁 His name is Tre and we love him 🤘

I love dem nuts!

(Not really, Krispy Kreme ftw)

Ben Affleck looking healthier than me was disturbing.

They moved an entire farm and a power station onto the field in five minutes and the Pats can't move a football 10 yards

I think it said the same thing the scoreboard did… “The only thing stronger than hate is love”

I *think*

It’s not really caffeine till you can feel it in your veins 🤷‍♂️ 😂

Promise? 😂

I don’t know but I’m pretty sure that was a shot of bucci… aka liquid cocaine as we called it when I lived in Key West 🤤

Here’s to manifesting Bad Bunny crushing Shit Rock in the ratings 🥂🍻🥃

The player played the game. No hate haha

Memories… when TVs doubled as functional furniture

My currently inflamed rotator cuff & shoulder impingement just flinched at this post

“Is this a beat poem?” Hahahahaha!!!

Ginsberg would be proud 😂

Hmmm… I’m kinda picking up on some Lenny K vibes from this.

I recall seeing it in theaters w/my cousin during its initial release. I don’t recall ever watching it again… take that as you will. 😆