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It is most definitely curved. It doesnβ€˜t hurt even though it definitely looks like a busted can of biscuits. Heavy and large so it can’t fully salute from the weight.

14.03.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Victor Gideon’s dick illustrated as most definitely mutated, coiled and enlarged from all the experiments.

Victor Gideon’s dick illustrated as most definitely mutated, coiled and enlarged from all the experiments.

So I’ve been hooked…really though I think there should be a serpentine thing about him based Off of, yβ€˜know…ALL THE MOTIFs that he had...so I wanted a β€˜coil’ kind of look, but still mutated. Two dicks stuck together, with one tip. #victorgideon #monsterfucker #nsfwart #art

14.03.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reminder that the only time Mastercard has flinched is when outrage was directed at them. Attacking platforms like SubscribeStar for Visa/Mastercard's extralegal censorship is exactly the deflection they want.

12.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 5787 πŸ” 3798 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 30

Any kind of body of power that tries to control what a certain genre of people/laborers can and cannot express are most definitely intending for much broader censorship than the small subgroup they are always talking about.

12.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

09.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 4731 πŸ” 3477 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 37

We have to keep complaining:
stop-paypros.neocities.org

11.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 816 πŸ” 829 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

If you're a bit confused on how to submit, follow this link
www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...
And click "Submit Comment" on the right.

Unfortunately I forgot to save my own comment as an example. Just be courteous and explain how Reputation Risk policies harm you and/or other people around you

11.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 389 πŸ” 418 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Hey, alongside contacting your representatives, this seems like another thing worth putting a bit of your time into and sharing around. If we could get "reputational risk" taken off the table, even in this current climate, that could create a chilling effect on these kinds of policies

11.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1358 πŸ” 1348 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

A reminder to call your reps today! KOSA has been sandwiched into the KIDS Act and is still a huge censorship threat. You can use this tool- it takes just a few minutes:

www.badinternetbills.com

10.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 608 πŸ” 788 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 16

All these who voted "yes" you have a chance to either contact them to try to convince them that these laws don't work or also vote against them so they don't get re elected

The fight is so neck and neck that a few reps could make a difference

07.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 574 πŸ” 656 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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What could you possibly satisfy this contract with? #monstergirl #myocbabies #art #illustration #ocsky

08.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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KIDS Act Passes Energy and Commerce along Partisan Lines, COPPA 2.0 Postponed Additional bills on kids online safety and cybersecurity passed with bipartisan support

The package of censorship and surveillance bills brought up in todays markup has been advanced

Continue to contact your representatives and demand this legislation be opposed. Tell your family and friends, explain how these bills are not what they appear, and ask them to join us in opposition!

06.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 2968 πŸ” 3091 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 68

Leon Kennedy literally looks like Chucky. He’s never been attractive 😩. All I see is botched plastic surgery.

02.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All those Discord alternatives that y'all are trying to push (Stoat, Matrix, Fluxer, Root, etc.) will have to comply with this as well if we don't stop this.

CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES EVERY DAY & TELL THEM TO VOTE NO ON KOSA, SCREEN Act, & ANY OTHER INTERNET CENSORSHIP BILLS!

25.02.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 2668 πŸ” 2623 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 13
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Hackers Expose Age-Verification Software Powering Surveillance Web Three hacktivists tried to find a workaround to Discord’s age-verification software. Instead, they found its frontend exposed to the open internet.

Oops. Turns out Persona, Discord’s age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel.

β€œThe state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.”

21.02.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 6089 πŸ” 3887 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 270
Painting of Link with a million little gadgets and weapons from across the games. I worked harder on this in a 5 week period than any other thing I’ve ever painted. I think I almost died working on this lol

Painting of Link with a million little gadgets and weapons from across the games. I worked harder on this in a 5 week period than any other thing I’ve ever painted. I think I almost died working on this lol

Happy Zelda 40th anniversary!

21.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 13837 πŸ” 4639 πŸ’¬ 122 πŸ“Œ 36
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Happy Valentines Day! #valentinesday #ocsky #illustration #nsfwart #monstergirl

14.02.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of the graphic novel, a colored illustration by Daun Han depicting King in the foreground, Luz and Harpy Eda behind him, and the other cast of characters framing them including Willow, Hunter, Gus, Papa Titan, the Collector, and Amity.

The cover of the graphic novel, a colored illustration by Daun Han depicting King in the foreground, Luz and Harpy Eda behind him, and the other cast of characters framing them including Willow, Hunter, Gus, Papa Titan, the Collector, and Amity.

We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!

The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social

Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social

We're so excited to tell a brand new story.

12.02.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 20634 πŸ” 7207 πŸ’¬ 425 πŸ“Œ 821

Nice view #art #nsfwart #valentines #commission

12.02.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Discord Launches Teen-by-Default Settings Globally Discord is announcing enhanced teen safety features rolling out globally that reinforce its long-standing commitment to creating a safer and more inclusive experience for users over the age of 13.

discord.com/press-releas...

Beyond cancelling Nitro, contact your lawmakers. Everything they propose is beyond legally dubious, from possible ADA, CCPA, CALOPPA etc. violations to possible defiance of EU Privacy and digital ID laws.

10.02.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 314 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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IT'S COMING ...
FASCISM IS IN CONTROL ...
JUST LIKE PUTIN ...

tRUMPSTEIN WILL GIVE HIMSELF 95% OF OUR VOTES ... 🀬🀬🀬

SO WHAT'S THE PLAN???

06.02.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 10735 πŸ” 6606 πŸ’¬ 974 πŸ“Œ 602
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Auntie Kathleen raised my mother, they moved from Trinidad to Canada together in the 80s, and then Auntie raised me too. I'm doing everything I possibly can to help my family get her home safely. All of the details are on the gfm page, please share!

gofund.me/18226ac02

30.01.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 488 πŸ” 549 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

Well no bites So imma just use’em for my OC’s. πŸ’™

07.02.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sketch illustration of Two monster girls - an elf on the left and a reptile woman on the right- pressing their breasts together to stroke a cock.

Sketch illustration of Two monster girls - an elf on the left and a reptile woman on the right- pressing their breasts together to stroke a cock.

Gotta cover every inch. πŸ’™ #nsfwart #nsfw #artsky #monstergirl #paizuri #monsterfucker

05.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I wanna do some valentines YCH, so here you go.These are rough bases, they will be full render drawings. Plus size and non-human is okay. Payment will be through cash app. Comment and DM the one you want And we can go from there. #commission #ychcommission #ych #nsfwart #valentines

01.02.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
Black monster girl with her knees pulled up showing her filled pussy and ass. Fresh spank marks spread across her cheeks.

Black monster girl with her knees pulled up showing her filled pussy and ass. Fresh spank marks spread across her cheeks.

Black monster girl with her knees pulled up showing her pussy and ass.

Black monster girl with her knees pulled up showing her pussy and ass.

Sheβ€˜s a good milker. #nsfwart #ocart #blackart #monsterfucker #terato

01.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually in love with the legs. The color and shape is just UGH πŸ’™

30.01.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus fucking holy hell.

This is what you should get loud about. If you have any Republican representatives, call them now -and repeatedly. Do what you can to stop this from passing.

This is a nightmare.

29.01.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 1999 πŸ” 2008 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 51
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Sketchy sketch

29.01.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0