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Top 5 animals for girls to be

Seinfeld in 2026, George doesn’t know if his trans girlfriend is polyamorous or plural. “She keeps talking about these women Jerry, I don’t know if they’re her girlfriends or her alters!” Turns out she works on Rover and they’re just dogs she walks, but she’s both poly and plural

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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

🫂🫂🫂 sending love and a gun if necessary

scolopendra

HE'S COME TO COLLECT.

of the Devil - Episode 2: December 18th.

🫂🫂🫂🫂 I'm so sorry

generational banger katie

Couple who opens their marriage because then they have to actually clean their bedroom, not just the parts of the house that visitors see

you, sowing: "I'll just search up a new Path of Exile build and go find the early download and read the subreddit."

you, reaping: "Why do advertisers think I don't fuck?"

a regular bath and some patient scrubbing worked wonders for me honestly

foot bath !!!!! pumice stone !!!!!!

i think about divinity a normal amount

An Angel of grace comes down to Earth so She might learn about humans and how they love.

Within a week its halo has been yanked down past its ears and sits limply around its neck, a leash clipped on, divine glow long since bled out onto the bedsheets where it lies, begging to fall further still.

good luck Chloe you are going to be absolutely fine 💖🫂

your virtue is perfectly safe in the hands of me and my hundred-something bluesky followers, sweetheart

playing one of the most Gamer games of all time and unable to say fuck without stifling itself and apologising right afterwards

conditioning my girlfriend not to use bad words and then watching it try to play path of exile without swearing is impossibly funny

go crush crush crush crush!!!!!

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No Princess, I didn't "clean the kitchen," I did brave and valiant battle with the dishes. It's different.

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Emma Rockford and Evangeline Morgan from Of the Devil. Emma is smirking and has brown bangs and round black glasses, while Morgan is smiling with her eyes closed and has red hair tied in an intricate bun.

matching Evangeline Morgan / Emma Rockford pfps on steam with my girlfriend as Nth circle intended 💖

yooooo fuck yea

I will post an outfit selfie and reply it here if I remember 😌

and I mean, being cis is easy in the same way that pissing in your bed instead of getting up to use the toilet is easy.

you ROCK em kaycie omg. and hey, I am also doing a halloween misty! although mine is not quite work-appropriate

rubs your fur