I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.
If the 9th war is the one he started, there’s slight issue...
Jake Paul gets on stage at the Trump rally and has the nastiest pit stains I've ever seen
(it also appears the crowd doesn't know who he is)
Hey, let’s dance and forget the dead schoolgirls in Iran!
Matt, I missed this a few days ago—I’m so sorry!! Your books are in our shelves and our hearts and your store is a never ending resource! I will spread the word, for sure.
Americans refused to wear masks to save their own children from a mass death event. They’re not going to sacrifice gas money for Iranians.
I assume Trump went around last week with a pair of Kristi Noem's glass slippers, saying "Whoever can wear these shoes will be my new favorite!" and Vance and Rubio both sliced off their toes, unaware that Markwayne Mullin has oddly dainty feet. So now, their bloody stubs don't fit in their shoes.
And she didn’t even play twins.
Marco Rubio probably has blisters literally all the time if you need a pick-me-up thought today and I know I do
OH BUT WHY NOT?
Warfighters need them doughnuts.
Bombs dropping on Iranian children, GOP: "Look, trans kids in America!"
I knew it wouldn’t be long until this gas station showed up on the news. It’s notorious for having the most expensive gas in the city for some ungodly reason.
Legendary bi actor Will Geer was BOTD in 1902 & died in 1978 at 76. Best known as Grandpa Walton on the wholesome 70's TV show "The Waltons," he had been lovers w/ Harry Hay, the prominent USA gay rights activist, communist & labor advocate who co-founded the Mattachine Society
Trump is delivering a speech to House Republicans this afternoon during their retreat at one of his private clubs in Florida. Do prediction markets have odds on him passing around Kool-Aid? +900 feels about right.
And straitjacket.
I think they think they can just order regime change on DoorDash
oh hell it's the weekend they steal an hour from us again
What happens when you date a Kardashian. Your cultured upbringing? OUT THE WINDOW.
The killing of Iranian children during an illegal war is an impeachable offense (not to mention a grave crime) and Congress should really act like it.
15 Republicans in the Senate could end this nightmare before it somehow gets even worse.
Oh, THAT gas station. Across from Union Station. It’s the only gas station downtown.
It’s not private anymore.
Me: God this was a hard week. I need to unwind with some stress-free TV.
[turns on Survivor]
[sees contestant immediately poop in his pants]
[turns off TV]
This morning at 8:15am, gas at the Sinclair on Olympic and La Cienega was $4.35. I passed it again at 3pm and now it’s $4.60. Will probably be $5.00 by 8pm. #thankstrump
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 10, Episode 15
Oh yeah, that’s all gonna save America right away
you cant teach this. either you have it or you don't.
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
