ᴡɪᴄᴋᴇᴅɢʏᴀʟᴘᴀʀɪꜱ™️

ghosting ppl so easy for me.. must be genetics shoutout to my dad

I don’t like talking stages. Are you buying me shit or not.

Soon as the cartel post on Indeed I'm applying.

I'd def survive Scream cuz he wouldn't be able to call me. I never answer phone calls.

Let me go watch avatar so I can fall asleep on it

I still haven't been to sleep yet

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I retwist locs.. but you gotta sit in between my legs while I do it

My bills come more times a month than me

If you trynna impress me with your vehicle, it better be a food truck

You know how sticky it gets

Life eating you up? Call me I could do it better

I don’t charge shit to the game just wait.. I got a trick for yo ass

Pineapples belong on pizza

Niggas always wanna go on a date but can you fight if this nigga catch us 🤷🏽‍♀️😭😭

Bills due & men in my inbox talking about "link".. Mf I'm ready to rob something 😭😭

Your worth didn't decrease because someone else didn't know how to value it.

I’ll ruin a bitch day then do the dougie.. Idgaf

Can’t wait to get hit from the back like a pack of newport shorts 😩

I feel so bad for them cause I sure let them out every morning

I need a vacation with a freak and no phone service.

I hate when ppl sit at the window on a early morning flight and keep the window open . Like lady close that shit

You know it's real when I dont even wanna cheat & yall know I cheat on everybody

By the time I have kids, strollers gonna need gas 😭

If you wanna be my lover you gotta pay my rent

I just feel like broke niggas should glow in the dark

Men be dying to fuck the shit outta you for 3 minutes 😭😂

Lmaoo stay tuned I’m hilarious