Hirsty

Bidders demand Thames Water granted immunity over environmental crimes Exclusive: ‘Ransom note’ requests would leave Environment Agency unable to prosecute company or management

jfc can they hear themselves www.theguardian.com/business/202...

head cold

one (1) boat

it's hot. neville got scammed by the ice cream lady

bonus macolm jump scare looking like an 80s video game cut scene character

work work work

almost forgot how to open it

just my 2 cents

AWOOOGA

Don't say you weren't warned.

spoiled for choice

then rice

A picture looking down to a few neon signs shrouded in think fog

um. fog

[Exit Clown.]

that was pretty funny how you wrote “total eclipse of the fart”. how would you like to put those skills to use for your country in the united states navy

cold as ice

fohg

would lasagna wear pant like THiS(pant vertical layers horizontal, split into columns in the legs, pant transparent so lasagna is visible) or THIS(pant & layers both horizontal, equivalent to both being vertical, pant not transparent but layers would just be parted/rolled into the legs), unlisted 3rd option is to Just ladle in chunks of sauce & torn up noodle to the pant indiscriminately into a sort of jean pasta gumbo

train

bsky.app/profile/bisk...

word of a boat

airporb

more like genghis khan't

monorail