Prayers when going to bed drunk: Dear God please don’t make me throw up.
Prayers when going to bed high: Dear God please don’t make me wake my wife up giggling about a post I just remembered from last year
The people who say “People should just comply and show their papers” are the very same people who get pissed off that they have to press 2 for English.
The irony here is that the religion he wants to indoctrinate kids into teaches the exact opposite of the behavior he’s displaying.
To them, “tread” always meant “Ask me have empathy and compassion for anyone who does not look or think like me.”
Tuberville is a toxic combination of stupidity and evil.
Sad Roll Tide
Roll Tide.
Breaking: Legion FC makes highly questionable personnel decision.
WTF is Bob Iger on the Manning Cast?!? So awkward. #MNF
I’m stepping…and just like Humpty Dumpty, you’re gonna fall when the stereos bump me
The Hero we need, not the one we deserve.
That’s not just a White House demolition. That’s Southern-style middle-finger politics in action.
Guy waking up from a 20 year coma: “Damn! Rich Rod is still at WVU?!?
Dems should say the only way they’ll return to the negotiating table is if the Epstein files are released. Gotta give the people what they want.
If I say some mean stuff, could you please deport me to the UK?
So, the shooter is anti-ice but just shoots detainees? Explain it to me like it’s not a major bumbling attempt to create a false narrative.
A good question to ask people is how a transgender person has negatively impacted their life in any way.
Alabamians love two things- College football and voting against their best interests.
Riiggght… And if it had been a leftist instead of yet another far right terminally online incel, I’m sure the message would have been the same.
Roll. Tide.
Never met anybody who didn’t like Tom Petty
Exactly. Have you seen these fat fuck MAGA voters?? In their mind, it’s not your physical condition that makes you weak. It’s your sense of empathy.
It’s like they should put the release of the Epstein files to a vote or something.
Aww.
He’s been looking for a reason to fire him. SC said he couldn’t, unless there was reasonable cause. This was for the cameras to push the narrative that fraud is taking place in the renovations. If there’s one person who knows about fraud and RE, it’s Trump.
How dare you, sir! My senator is the one and only Tommy Tuberville. I will not stand for this slanderous attempt at besmirching his awe-inspiring stupidity.
“He’s so well spoken”… a racist’s idea of a compliment to a black person
Good thing it was just marijuana and not Delta 8!
