Human 2

Tired of your boring sneezes, burps, and farts?

You can now select audio clips to replace the sounds of them with something more to your interest!

What features would you like to see added to the human body?

Let us know!

Nail biters! We hear you!

The following fingernail flavors will be added in the next patch:

- Sweet & Savory BBQ
- Sour Cream & Onion
- Orange Dreamsicle Jello

NOTICE: For all future patch updates users will have to run Common Sense as your native OS.

A**holes are now password protected.

Human 2.0 men will now be able to ‘produce’ silly string.

While this doesn’t have much use from a utilitarian standpoint, it’s just plain funny.

Human 2.0 beta testers can now access Earlids.

These are useful in order to allow extraneous noise and stupid conversations to be muted on command as well as keeping your earbuds in.

O... Orange... 2 (?)

Beta testers have been reporting seen smells as being in "new colors"

We need data!

To the best of your abilities please reply below with:

- Origin of smell:
- Description of smell:
- Description of color:

We regret to inform the Twizzlers were too tasty and were quickly removed as a viable option.

The Human spinal column is known to be susceptible to fracture, herniation, and scoliosis due to its rigidity. A large % of our R&D budget has been allocated toward the testing of rubber, titanium alloy, graphene & Twizzlers as potential replacements.

NOTICE: For all future patch updates users will have to run Common Sense as your native OS.

Holy sh-...You're on to something here.

Solid input. We will look into adding gill support. Please only test in the shallow end till then.

What features would you like to see added to the human body?

Let us know!

We are beta testing a new function.

- You may now switch what your toenails are made out of in the settings menu.

We apologize for all clipping errors beta testers have been experiencing with their 3rd ball.

We're looking into it.

As a safety feature, chest/testicle will now inflate on heavy impact.

They may also function as a floatation device.

With our first patch, the following advancements will be added to humanity:

- 3(!) chest and/or groin balls.
- the ability to see smells has been added.
- all orifices can now optionally grow teeth.
- feet can now taste.

Greetings Social Media! Are you tired of your boring rotting carcass? So are we!

We here at the Human 2 Dev Team have dedicated our lives to working on upgrades to improve humanity to it's peak form. Follow us for updates!