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@hurraychristian

summoner of Eldritch horrors • Lurch, Lurk, Loathe • debut novel ACROSS THE ASTRAL FRONTIER

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Thank you! I really appreciate you reaching out. You've now volunteered yourself for questions (within reason, of course 😆)

05.03.2026 16:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I really hate how the Olympics will focus on the grief of the athletes sometimes. They'll mess up, clearly upset, crying after their run, the camera will zoom in on them sobbing for 2 minutes

Then the reporter will all be: "we watched you bawling, tells us how youre feeling" like come on, fuck off

18.02.2026 03:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A fellow author I met on Twitter a long time ago, long before we were both published, has had a lot of success. She recently posted fans in cosplays of here characters! How freaking cool? That's the dream!

I just love seeing the success of friends so much. Keep writing, yall
#writingcommunity

18.02.2026 02:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2026 attitude: aggressively empathetic

07.02.2026 17:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me, a millennial who grew up quoting movies constantly, facing the firing squad of America's 4th Reich for loving thy neighbor: "It's cool to pee your pants!"

SS: "what? Stop that. Any last words?"

"Milk was a bad choice"

SS: "Is that all?"

"Big Gulps huh? Welp, see ya later!"

06.02.2026 22:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is no "male loneliness epidemic". The bar is so low Satan is using it for a game of limbo

Like all you have to do is have the moral compass of a 3rd grader and not listen to Joe Rogan. That's where we're at fellas, and that's embarassing.

03.02.2026 18:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Say what you want about emojiis but being able to "like" texts is a game changer for someone like me who rarely has the mental energy to respond fully to things consistently

31.01.2026 18:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The song transcends age, a true timeless classic 😂

31.01.2026 17:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Robert Miles - Children (Official Video)
Robert Miles - Children (Official Video) YouTube video by RobertMilesVEVO

This song singlehandedly wired my 7 year old brain into liking electronic music for life

youtu.be/DvyCbevQbtI?...

31.01.2026 17:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm not saying I want this space flooded with advertising, but I woke up today feeling very annoyed with every publisher/ toy company/ movie studio/ streamer/ etc that's decided it's a better for them to stay on the child-porn-generating site.

29.01.2026 16:11 👍 62 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities.

Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.

27.01.2026 17:07 👍 4216 🔁 1931 💬 37 📌 86

It could get REALLY bad. Especially if theyre dumb enough to send people with felony records, which they are that dumb.

Seems like they could fine them, which would be the most likely scenario to avoid conflict but I dont know. Shit us gonna get wild over there I think. Probably the point tho

27.01.2026 18:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.

27.01.2026 15:06 👍 18859 🔁 4338 💬 254 📌 115
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Nazism and Fascism is illegal in Italy (if Im not mistaken) so does that mean they can arrest ICE?

27.01.2026 17:34 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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20.01.2026 22:23 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Her face when he says "let's not get our knickers in a bunch here" is every sane person's face right now

20.01.2026 22:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"

20.01.2026 17:30 👍 36323 🔁 12643 💬 1396 📌 1139

Omg 💀🤣

19.01.2026 20:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is nobody talking about how the Epstein files are now 30 days past due?

Release the Epstein files.

19.01.2026 01:56 👍 9356 🔁 2924 💬 301 📌 109

Truly odd honestly. Like on one hand I get it. Same result over and over so something has got to get shaken up to keep the front office appeased but damn they dealt with so many injuries, on top everything. I would've at least tried to get a big tine WR for Allen and gave McDermott one more year.

19.01.2026 17:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s been 29 days since 100% of the Epstein files were supposed to be fully released. Thus far less than 1% of heavily redacted and unexplained files have been released.

18.01.2026 00:29 👍 2715 🔁 679 💬 72 📌 23

These are concentration camps. And these are the numbers they're comfortable sharing.

18.01.2026 21:38 👍 12184 🔁 4198 💬 259 📌 103

This was supposed to be the whole point of having police cruisers marked by law, them having badges, etc, etc. Yes this is scary and completely wrong.

18.01.2026 22:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Awesome thank you!

18.01.2026 22:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It looks like Im VERY late to this party because it says she's closed to submissions now haha. I couldnt find when she's open again. Is there a way to find out when that might be? As an author out of Montana who also graduated from UofM I'd love to keep her on my radar when she reopens 🤙

18.01.2026 18:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ulcer from the alcoholism

16.01.2026 21:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I watched it, that actually makes it much worse. He never should have been in front of the SUV. We are trained do not get in front of a vehicle like that, there’s only bad outcomes.  Also, his video clearly shows she was not surreptitiously reaching for any objects within the vehicles drivers compartment, so the only defense for the agent would be that she was trying to run him over, which clearly isn’t the case, as emphasized by the fact that his legs were out of the way. The video also shows the SUV was moving so slowly that even in icy conditions he should’ve just moved out of the way. In the department of justice we are prohibited from using deadly force purely to prevent escape. Bad shoot all around

I watched it, that actually makes it much worse. He never should have been in front of the SUV. We are trained do not get in front of a vehicle like that, there’s only bad outcomes. Also, his video clearly shows she was not surreptitiously reaching for any objects within the vehicles drivers compartment, so the only defense for the agent would be that she was trying to run him over, which clearly isn’t the case, as emphasized by the fact that his legs were out of the way. The video also shows the SUV was moving so slowly that even in icy conditions he should’ve just moved out of the way. In the department of justice we are prohibited from using deadly force purely to prevent escape. Bad shoot all around

A former federal agent after watching the New York Times breakdown of the ICE shooting:

16.01.2026 20:16 👍 8506 🔁 2591 💬 167 📌 77

I dont care what manner of unfathomable creatures rise from the deepest fathoms of the ocean, or if the darkest, arcane cosmic corners of the universe send their most frightening horrors, I wont be distracted.

Release the damn Epstein Files

16.01.2026 21:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd take cop cartman over any of this

14.01.2026 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah he's got an ulcer

14.01.2026 19:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0