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@notalenthackjob

38, DFW, Bisexual baggage automaton.

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Well…..I’m really happy with the hair at least. Sword came out a little better than expected, and I think I did ok with the yellow on the arms. I feel like I learned a lot with this one.

10.10.2025 03:10 👍 2 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0
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When I was here all I could think about was going home. And when I was home, all I could think about was getting back in the jungle.

13.09.2025 23:14 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ooooooooooh 👁️👁️

13.09.2025 16:54 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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09.09.2025 01:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m always a sucker for that little lip bite

05.09.2025 23:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s a far-out game.

03.09.2025 20:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You guys wanna go find some crystals?

02.09.2025 17:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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01.09.2025 14:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Moe himself could have poured it.

30.08.2025 21:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Life is feelin like a Tom Waits song, but these days when I dream I’m anything but innocent.”

30.08.2025 15:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m already writing a gritty supernatural detective movie set in the mid-70s in my head based entirely around these pictures.

30.08.2025 14:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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28.08.2025 23:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Forgive me, Mother, for I have sinned 🙏

28.08.2025 23:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy Mother, bless my soul 😳😳😳

28.08.2025 23:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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28.08.2025 23:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.08.2025 15:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s what draws me in! A perfectly proportioned amount of sandwich filling!

25.08.2025 00:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I desperately want to be repulsed, but honestly I kind of like the idea of being able to carve me a slice of potato salad and put it on a sandwich.

25.08.2025 00:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ohhhhhhhhhhh “hang out.”

24.08.2025 21:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need to stop forgetting this app exists, I’ve missed you and all of your wonderful gadgets 💜

24.08.2025 14:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s one chunky ass electric cord lol

24.08.2025 14:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is that waffle iron hooked up to the gas line?

24.08.2025 14:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s at least somewhat fitting lol. I saw one where they’re at the dinner table and the dad asks some question, and then it cuts back and forth between him and Fred Savage staring at each other for like 20 seconds while everyone just eats in the background before Savage just goes “uh, y-yeah :D”

24.08.2025 13:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I love watching those videos where they take out Daniel Stern’s narration and the show turns into long stretches of people staring at each other while waiting for a response to a question.

24.08.2025 13:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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So, so, so behind on #paintslam25 I haven’t picked up a brush in months ‘cause I just wasn’t feeling it. But I’ve got a bunch of Sisters I need to paint to get ready for a crusade game, and I’m already wondering why I ever stopped, this is so much fun.

21.05.2025 15:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m gonna vote tits so you can then lick it off :3

08.05.2025 21:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Them’s some big ol mud bugs

27.04.2025 00:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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She’s actually a huge SNK fan.

20.04.2025 02:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fun find at my local used book store today.

12.04.2025 00:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I regret everything.

06.04.2025 17:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0