Another day of embarrassing myself trying to find a pair of jeans in TK Maxx that fit. Genuinely curious who all these fuckers are with chunky waists, no arses and beanpole legs.
Saturday
Great. Trial it is. Thanks Cherie.
A display of tote bags with the three word slogan - Stockport Isn’t Shit.
Stockport Tourist Board’s new slogan is a winner. Snappy AND mostly accurate. It’s the new “I <3 NY”.
#TheTenx5 Day 39
Alvvays
Archie, Marry Me
2013
CAN
I had said I was only ranking the top 10 but effectively these next two have been fighting with 9 and 10 all through so this is effectively no. 12.
youtu.be/ZAn3JdtSrnY?...
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
George Galloway: “I have been assailed all day by a “children’s book community” so vile and vicious I’m amazed they even let them near kids #redmolucca”. He was retweeted five times. An account named @winnie_the_pooh, not believed to be connected either to the Disney corporation or the estate of A A Milne, responded with one word: “Tosser.” and was RTed 213 times by the time this well-worn screenshot was taken, perhaps more afterwards
Well, if it’s 14 March, that can only mean... naturally: the ninth anniversary of one of the finest exchanges from The Old Place
Well yes, that’s a mere technicality ;)
Oh yes. Weird question tho … do the Irish view The Pogues as Irish tho?
OK I'll start (haven't seen the top 100 thing tho so apols if this is like number 1!)
youtu.be/s11BuatTuXk?...
Think they all seem to find friends of cousins of friends who look very vaguely similar and happen to have a spare drivers licence. 🤷♂️
Screen grab from Lily Allen's Tennis video with the closed caption of the lyrics "And who the fuck is Madeline? Da da-da, da-da, da-da. Who's Madeline?"
My 17yo has procured a fake ID for a night out later and to everyone's amusement the name on it is Madeline.
The only thing prohibiting you going out through this door right now is the goose attacking. It is open for going out should the goose not do that
#TheTenx5 Day 38
Kendrick Lamar
Humble
2017
USA
youtu.be/tvTRZJ-4EyI?...
What if we use Churchill the dog?
I can’t laugh or meme these people because they made USAID cuts that are currently killing dozens of people - almost a hundred - every single day. Every single day. And I despair of and despise the self-centredness that continues to create this cruelty.
Ant Middleton @antmiddleton Follow This is a genuine concern of Brits 'directly' catch up in the Iranian conflict. They are concerned to come back just in case they go over their 90 days 'welcome' to then get taxed to max. Native Brits that have probably paid hundreds of thousands if not millions (like myself) into the British system and they're willing to jeopardise their own personal safety and that of the families to avoid their motherland to not get absolutely robbed and pillaged by the UK government. All whilst we hand out freebies at the expenses of the UK government (that many have paid into) to illegal criminals invading our borders. This is how anti-British the current @UKLabour is! They've got to go. Simple! 9:15 12 Mar 26
"People who left Britain to avoid tax are putting their families in danger in Dubai rather than taking them to a place of safety and risking paying tax. This is because Labour is anti-British."
oh noes ...
#TheTenx5 Day 37
Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris
We Found Love
2011
BAR/UK
The wall-to-wall bangers continue...
youtu.be/tg00YEETFzg?...
Why thank you. I feel it has struggled to find it's audience.
Anyone who's ever gotten a teenager through six years of high school will tell you ... you just need to make something up. Unwell. Lost his voice. Family bereavement.
Getting oil past the Strait of Hormuz using James Bond's amphibious Lotus Esprit from The Spy Who Loved Me
Can this be a solution?
Djokovic and Draper serving up probably the most insane point you're likely to see.
This is not a relaxing start to the day when you’re on a 747 day streak…
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Google Map marking a place called "Bockagh".
Did a chicken name this townland?
That’s a long time for her to hold in a piss.
I suddenly want Timothee Chalamet to win everything.
Congratulations to Jess Pegula on unexpectedly becoming the British number one.
