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Sylvie

@chroniclesofsylvie

Wanderer. Stoner. Night Owl. Loner. GenX, PNW, she/her 🏳️‍🌈 Just my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vmgxsy7gfvpzlhg74ohp6b7z/feed/aaacfwvzfikqm

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Latest posts by Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie

Wait is this for real because I am dying here 🤣

12.03.2026 00:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We shouldn’t clap, we should apologize to you

04.03.2026 06:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

PREACH

04.03.2026 02:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is there a support group for this

04.03.2026 02:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh my goodness 🫂

04.03.2026 02:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How I arrived on Bluesky:

04.03.2026 02:45 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 4

I saw that pic on Reddit and thought it was actually Mickey Rourke 😭

01.03.2026 07:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was obsessed with that movie back in the day

01.03.2026 02:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

100% girl dinner, and WELL DONE 🏆

01.03.2026 02:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omg the 1980 one?? Fucking epic ✨

01.03.2026 02:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Human Centipede
Irreversible
Requiem for a Dream

23.02.2026 08:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On it…

21.02.2026 05:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmao that sweatshirt is my entire identity

21.02.2026 04:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Clots & prayers ✨

21.02.2026 00:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My figure skating would deliver a roller derby vibe no matter how good I was 💥

open.spotify.com/track/0tZ3mE...

20.02.2026 04:46 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Cat! 🖤

15.02.2026 09:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

1) Jean Gray
2) Eomer
3) Batman
4) Tasha Yar

15.02.2026 09:27 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A white cat with brown ears is lying behind a pillow and giving the camera a very skeptical look. The bottom half of him is hidden so only his eyes and ears are visible.

A white cat with brown ears is lying behind a pillow and giving the camera a very skeptical look. The bottom half of him is hidden so only his eyes and ears are visible.

The same cat, but from above so he isn’t hidden behind the pillow anymore. His pupils are huge and he’s looking up at the camera like “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??”

The same cat, but from above so he isn’t hidden behind the pillow anymore. His pupils are huge and he’s looking up at the camera like “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??”

My catsitter sent me these pics and I am DYING over his “you’re not my mom!!” face 🤣

Happy Caturday!

15.02.2026 01:31 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Self care is love 💖

15.02.2026 01:25 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do it.

12.02.2026 04:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PINK PONY CLUB

12.02.2026 03:58 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omg is that a Valentine Bulbasaur?? 🥹💖

10.02.2026 17:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I… didn’t know being a secret horse was an option?

08.02.2026 06:52 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“Okay I’m gonna walk you thru how to clear your cache and cookies…”

08.02.2026 02:51 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Oh my god I want your job so bad

08.02.2026 02:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Always

08.02.2026 02:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A chonky white cat with brown ears is sitting in the top of his cat tree. His big green eyes are staring directly at me with a look that pretends to be patiently waiting but is actually concealing a volcano of rage. He literally just ate but oh my GAWD he is STARVING.

A chonky white cat with brown ears is sitting in the top of his cat tree. His big green eyes are staring directly at me with a look that pretends to be patiently waiting but is actually concealing a volcano of rage. He literally just ate but oh my GAWD he is STARVING.

Mother you forgot to FEED me 🤣

Happy Caturday from the chonky boi

08.02.2026 02:45 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

Of course it’s in Florida lmaooo

08.02.2026 02:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😍 Happy Caturday

08.02.2026 02:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I continue to be amazed by the number of people who don’t know that Puerto Rico is part of the United States

06.02.2026 17:53 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0