darby

hug your war criminals a little tighter today

Seems like a newscast its a scene from above looking down on earth from a helicopter i suppose and it simply states COMING UP: MORE PROBLEMS

I find it hard to believe this snake oil will actually regrow my hair. Have you seen a snake

Two Very Different Manhattan Murder Investigations The NYPD spent countless hours and resources searching for a CEO’s killer, but has made little evident progress on the fatal stabbing of a migrant teen.

As NYPD officials boasted of the resources expended finding the killer of a corporate CEO, another sidewalk murder the same week, of a migrant teen, has not received the same treatment. hellgatenyc.com/two-manhatta...

I am over this shit pa rum pum pum pum

You messa with the luigi, he gonna a go a squeezy text around image of luigi from mario holding two guns

As the prophecy foretold

The dimples on her lower back are for dipping sauces

Thanksgiving Shoes

Phoebe bridgers on the radio in the trampoline park massage chair? is it Christmas already?

I love Thanksgiving. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there

the world needs you now more than ever, darude sandstorm

[eyeball dangling from socket]

Haha I think it’s just allergies

bare-midriff sailor uniforms

for the navel academy

House in The Cerulean Sea - TJ Klune

Fried Green Tomatoes

Everything to Everyone - Renee Rapp

Bob's Burgers

Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺

justifying buying Chick-fil-A because I want the conversion camp they throw me in to have silk pillowcases ✨🧚🏻‍♀️

Felt physically ill reading this

10/10 highly recommend

Is it "accidentally” or "by accident"? Anyway, I decapitated your scarecrow with my katana

ME: oh you can call anyone daddy these days. guy, girl, genderless, it all works

DENTIST: ok but I’m asking you specifically to not call me that

disassociating! in the parking lot

I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to spend 13 hours in Stardew Valley like a gremlin and ignore ✨everyone✨

When Trump’s attorney general nominee says:
“she was a 17 year old WOMAN”

priest: body of christ
me: amen daddy

Poster saying protect trans kids, colors of the trans flag.

Protect trans kids.

me! pick me!

"your body, my choice"

your body, my trunk

The Handmaid's Tale is a good book. But did you know that there's a book written by a Black woman about a post-apocalyptic Earth heavily affected by climate change and societal decline. The book was published in 1993, but is set in 2024 following a presidential election 👀 #BookSky #BlackBookSky