torquemada

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

found in the wild

I've been trying to understand why I feel the particular flavor of distressed that I do right now. I think it's because we can no longer discuss the lessons we should be learning from any kind of disaster without the worst chucklefucks coming out of the woodwork to wreck everything.

already a big year for bursting into tears

May he lose every penny.

✨ Make Billionaires Poor ✨

My gender is princess

"ppl only play osrs out of nostalgia for their childhood" is such a funny thing to say when you have people who never played as a kid and are now nostalgic for previous time periods in OSRS itself

all progress in game development is spurred by the hope of creating a perfect pirate game. the day we have one is the day we may finally stop.

Napoleon, December 3, 1812

Sen. Bernie Sanders goes scorched earth, saying "The Democrats ran a campaign protecting the status quo and tinkering around the edges" and that its leadership "are much too wedded to the billionaires and corporate interests that fund their campaigns."

the great barcode in the sky

wine is simply beautiful. all the lights in the world become so much more apprent

hell has a tenth circle, just for the us electorate

these things are in the process of being fully completed, rendering the traditional male identity pointless

you sought to remove danger from every corner, to secure an easy and reliable food supply, to explore and develop the unknown.

men have worked tirelessly since the beginning of time to make themselves obsolete and are now passed about it

yume nikki is the most "heard" I've ever felt from any game

not believing in egregores is ultimately the best defense against. why would you defend against something you don't believe in?

driving a honda specific

it's suspicious to me that the temperature of underground is perfect for humans and it's the same year round. we are supposed to be down there

type of shit I'm on

my homeworld

whenever I'm lost I just think "what would my platonic form do?"

I turn off the lights every night before bed so I prepare for the eternal dark of sheol

been getting fucked up on these lately

my ultimate goal with computing is an entire smart house under my design alone. that and the fact computers are the closest thing we have to magic.

liking casiopea is awful. once you find one song that's good, you realize there's five other versions that are also good.

I will become a pilot