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Jregory Eels IV

@aaleiv

he/him. unemployed paralegal who does the probate. probably has OCD (and tends to forget this, needs to be reminded)

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Ah, good ol' "Blame the Maine on Spain"

10.03.2026 23:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm pretty sure he forgets I exist unless I reach out anyway so...

10.03.2026 22:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's a damn shame, he's smarter than that...

10.03.2026 22:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My mother has informed me that my dad has been watching Fox News...

10.03.2026 21:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well played

10.03.2026 21:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

same

10.03.2026 21:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Am I having a stroke

10.03.2026 20:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

...so real

10.03.2026 20:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My partner, however, grew up IFB. His dad was a pastor. For him I think part of it was meeting me and realizing the things he was told about people like me weren't true, as well as an experience w mushrooms.

10.03.2026 20:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She stopped making me go to church after that

10.03.2026 20:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You know, I'm not really sure. Apparently I was in the car with my mom when I was 7 and told her I didn't believe in God anymore. She asked if I was talking to my dad about this and, confused, I said no.

I genuinely didn't realize he was an atheist at the time.

10.03.2026 20:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I put $30 on James Talarico on Kalshi... I hope to forget I ever did that and quite possibly be pleasantly surprised in a couple years

10.03.2026 18:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ok but what if Colbert 2028

10.03.2026 18:12 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 👍 16002 🔁 3286 💬 290 📌 230
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I heard the audio. He said it.
Lord. What have y'all done.

10.03.2026 00:41 👍 18572 🔁 5943 💬 1867 📌 830
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10.03.2026 12:09 👍 16984 🔁 4978 💬 474 📌 229

Silver because it doesn't get as hot

10.03.2026 14:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm a paralegal and just got approved to volunteer with an immigration org, is there anything that I should know?

10.03.2026 14:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Please end this "spring forward/fall back" bullshit I am DYING

09.03.2026 14:41 👍 3686 🔁 295 💬 88 📌 15
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Everything’s fine

09.03.2026 11:28 👍 2146 🔁 344 💬 148 📌 195

gas prices 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

09.03.2026 17:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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massie, along with Rand Paul, are two politicians where it's a coin flip between "decent take" and "worst take you've ever heard"

09.03.2026 17:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's not going to pass

09.03.2026 17:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Calling it now, Trump is gonna "negotiate peace" with this guy and then take him out

09.03.2026 04:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What med was it?

09.03.2026 02:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(i need to go to a doctor)

09.03.2026 01:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

especially when the breeze is causing damage to the ship

09.03.2026 01:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happens to the best of us

09.03.2026 01:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.

09.03.2026 00:49 👍 180 🔁 60 💬 0 📌 0

see you can't just.. do that anymore. They make you apply online and then your resume gets lost in the shuffle. Maybe at mom and pop restaurants this /might/ have a chance of working but... quite the long shot

09.03.2026 01:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0