avery just got here

just watched my dad scratch his back on a doorjamb like a bear. classic behavior

:(

should I get a photorealistic over-easy egg yolk tattoo? y/n

often the key to life is making an attractive breakfast

some recent sky

a guy in my line at work (movie theater, concessions stand) made a big show of rolling his eyes and scoffing because he was seeing Wicked with his girlfriend and he needed me to know he didn't want to be there. I wanted so badly to offer to watch it with her instead

Hi Jenna, this is a silly place to ask this but I have a friend who, like you, just had their car totalled in an accident that wasn't their fault. I remember you giving some tips re: negotiating w/insurance in a WTC stream but I'm having trouble finding them. any chance you know which stream it was?

anyway. Look at the sky!

resident evil? no thanks. where is resident kind

if I could give high school yearbook superlatives after the fact mine would be "most likely to say in an awestruck voice, 'Look at the sky!' while looking at the sky in wonderment"

there was a spider stuck in the bathroom sink so I used a hand towel to make a more spider-friendly ramp out and I'm pleased to report it worked. eight small steps for averykind

it's very dramatic

I'm testing what it lets me post because a screenshot of Kieran Culkin in A Real Pain is apparently not allowed

guinea pig that looks like a toupee?

hm. not a gif anymore it seems

how about this gif of julien bashir