I like that First Energy's policy was "these are fine"
14.03.2026 13:31
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I like that First Energy's policy was "these are fine"
I heard some of the leaning poles on Walker finally succumbed yesterday
A blue jar of Skippy brand creamy peanut butter. The jar says "fuel the fun" in yellow and red letters
Dad "that's a lot of pills for an ear infection, will your dogs take pills?"
Me "oh I have a few tricks"
Sometimes I feel a little bad about not giving a shit about what my house or lawn look like but I just looked outside during this gale warning to see someone else's HALLOWEEN decoration blowing down the street so it could be worse
Your code is 011048. We will NEVER ask you for your code and DO NOT enter it into any sites or forms. DO NOT USE THIS CODE
Oh you won an argument? With me? An idiot? Good job buddy
Sometimes I'll be going along with my day and the song Bitch Parade from the show Three Busy Debras will pop into my head
can this be a solution?
Yeah, it was my weapon/kidnapping deterrent of choice when I worked night shift
I should bring back going after people with a broom
A grown ass woman upside down on the grass. An identifying sign is scratched out behind her. She's wearing a hot pink sweatshirt and grey sweatpants
Took the edge off afterwards by doing a few wheels on the lawn
A chair with the back cushion missing completely. A pair of legs in jeans and a trumpet are visible where the back of the chair should be
Had to sit in the cuck chair at band tonight
No corrections! Only gaslighting!
my dogs LOVE it, which makes me suspicious of how my own laugh must sound to them
Odo can't handle hearing any kind of thunderstorm within a few miles so here we are at 3:30 AM watching 1 of 2 TV shows that will soothe him: Midsummer Murders. The other show? The Nanny, but I can't fall asleep sneakily on the couch if Fran is laughing
Excessive snoozing
I have looked into the face of God
I would love a bot that tells me the Bluesky Main Characters of the day. This site destroyed the Louvre, who's going to step up?
the gas city indiana water tower
after eating one bowl of cereal with milk
I give my friends little tags for voice memos, not a full transcription but a little subject alert
Front desk: ANOTHER one?
TO THE MINES, WENCH! Go edit some corn based slurry
Don't WANT to work in the grain mills? I guess no one wants to work anymore. But that's ok, I take bribes! In fact, I won't even take a salary. My salary will be bribe based. I will accept candy as a bribe.
I won't reply with WAFFLES to your very valid criticisms. Instead, I'll come pick you up and put you to work in the corn grinding plant, where we'll make a plant based slurry to feed our users. That's right, free healthy food to anyone who signs up for Bluesky!
Throwing my hat in the ring for new CEO of Bluesky. I won't take VC funding or ads or subscriptions. Instead I will take the top 2 main characters of the day and put them in a ring to fight to the death. We will place bets on this and that is how we will pay staff and pay for servers
Don't want to be nuke mogged
Oh Lord are we bringing back nuclear bunkers
Embrace the chaos!