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Neurodivergent in a half shell, FOCUS POWER.

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Who would have guessed that Garfield would be so generous a lover?

29.06.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That isn’t really a spoiler either, the first story lays that out pretty quickly.

Brutal Kunnin’ is also an excellent read, an Ork attack on a Mechanicus installation from mostly an Orks perspective.

29.06.2025 17:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could definitely see Nathan Fillion in the role. The idea is he was a commissar who was a war hero of incredible courage and esteem. At the end of his life he wrote a true accounting of his adventures and if anyone ever read it, they would learn he was mostly a horny, cowardly scoundrel.

29.06.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I finished Hereticus, not read Magos yet. I don’t like him but I do enjoy reading stories about him.

29.06.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I recommend the Ciaphas Cain novels if you haven’t read them yet.

11.04.2025 12:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha! I just bought that last night after I got the β€œback in stock” email.

11.04.2025 12:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mostly didn’t pay attention until the Hyperloop. Watching him hype that while slowly degrading it down to β€œa tunnel you can drive your Tesla through” made it painfully obvious.

09.04.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks great, keep it up.

08.04.2025 00:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope he washed them first.

07.04.2025 05:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…then Jon asked β€œshould farts be chunky” and we all laughed…because they shouldn’t.

04.04.2025 22:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My Knowledge Fight buttons finally arrived. Two on the left are new, two on the right are from last round of buttons.

01.04.2025 00:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…but snappy dresser.

27.03.2025 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha, I was way too busy overthinking it. I was ready to bust out the red yarn and thumbtacks.

24.03.2025 21:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bob Ross, Primarch of the Happy Little Accidents?

24.03.2025 16:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha. I was trying to think of which one would have the most appeal to you and somehow missed the obvious.

24.03.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Games Workshop giveth and Games Workshop taketh away.

21.03.2025 23:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmm. I thought it was shoebox size but based on the coil ring notebook in the photo it doesn’t look like it so not one of Daemon Primarchs. I am going to say the man himself, Horus Lupercal.

21.03.2025 22:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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…and we salute you for your excellent work.

17.03.2025 23:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Took me longer than it should.

17.03.2025 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…I should re-read Fables.

16.03.2025 16:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought they handled the material respectfully, all things considered.

16.03.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tried to think of something to add but…nope, that pretty much covers it. Fuck them.

16.03.2025 16:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We need to know how many apples he has with him and what speed the train was going on average. I ain’t doing none of that algebra stuff.

16.03.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Call me crazy if you must, but I don’t think this is going to help their overseas sales dropping like a rock.

11.03.2025 23:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hard to have a tourism industry if you frighten off all the tourists, that is for sure.

11.03.2025 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We all lost a little innocence that day.

12.02.2025 14:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it was a weird choice but maybe it was just ahead of its time.

19.01.2025 07:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf you won’t make it home in time, Walgreens is there.”

19.01.2025 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Custom made warhammer terrain piece.

Custom made warhammer terrain piece.

Still a custom made warhammer terrain piece.

Still a custom made warhammer terrain piece.

Original plan for my Warhammer terrain piece.

Original plan for my Warhammer terrain piece.

Beginning of February 2023 I decided I would like to custom make a piece of Warhammer 40k terrain so I could take some nice photos of my painted minis. Somehow that turned into a three level monstrosity made of mostly recycled plastic and bits I found on the ground.

20.09.2023 16:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you would make a great Dread Pirate Roberts.

20.09.2023 15:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0