Aunty Miche 🛡️🇳🇿

This keeps happening. Do we need to get citizens to travel around looking for people in remote areas that ICE is abandoning for dead??? Fuck those monsters, seriously.

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I get by on two hours’ sleep a month, I’ve worked in 400 countries, I eat two motivational books a day & I rescued Air NZ single handed. I’m also incredibly humble so it goes against my nature to ask but I was just wondering, guys would you like to erect a 200 foot statue of me at Auckland Airport?

… Oh fuck you

Hey Hollywood script writers, how about a remake of Logan's Run but about money.
No one can earn over 10m or they get chopped. So rich people are stressed about having too much to live as opposed to poor not having enough.
You can have that one, just give me a credit/percentage of the box office.

MPs know that they’ve been saddled with a muddled middle-manager who on the Great Prime Minister Scale would be lucky to be a 3/10 but, right now, they’re collectively afflicted by the disease, the Ghost of Elections Past.

Janet Wilson going all slasher movie on Luxon 😆 #NZPol

Mamdani is considering ending free street parking in NYC. This would be another huge boost to NYC residents' quality of life, reducing traffic in ways that would be comparable to congestion pricing. And it would be another step in ending suburban free-riding on NYC.

Remember. No matter how bad things are right now at the start of this war, we'll look back on these as the GOOD days.

I still think about this a lot.

The other year we found and scanned the best bits of a graph paper catalogue from 1958. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/g...

I use Gemini when I'm bored — and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

A fresh vaccine dropped in nz this week so if you’re due a booster go get one!

There have been MULTIPLE early leaks of scientific discoveries via DECORATED CAKE. Scientists are good at many things, but shutting up is definitely not one of them.

10,000 V across the nails?

Because of the National driver register, since their licenses are suspended, trans folks cannot move to another state and get a new license until they remove the suspension on their existing Kansas license.

They can't even escape this by moving to another state.

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

Fuck Kansas

www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

Aotearoa cannot allow these radical ideologues to continue sacrificing children to their god of "speed."

Hey lovely people,
I'm thinking of holding some online workshops about finding tiny moments of joy in day-to-day life during chaotic times and I'm wondering if that's something you'd be interested in?

Let me know if that'd be your cup of tea😊

They'll laud you for saying he's above average

Screenshot of an X post from user “aly кишка!” reading “There’s always a tweet,” above an image of a 2016 tweet from JD Vance asking, “what percentage of the American population has @RealDonaldTrump sexually assaulted?” Below that is a separate NewsWire post quoting Vance criticizing the far left over sex offenders remaining on the streets.

The VP is a spineless hypocrite.

I want to know what he thinks an acceptable number is. (Zero. The correct answer is zero.)

My face blindness is sort of funny when I mistake one white person for another. That has a VERY DIFFERENT IMPLICATION with people who are not white.

My brain cannot process faces properly. This is fully involuntary. I would still need to apologize if my disability looks like racism.

No one should ever market a book as "reverse grumpy/sunshine." That doesn't mean anything! Grumpy and sunshine aren't gendered!

The old saying "A lie can run around the world before the truth has got its boots on" was never more apropos

A fake quote goes around on social media, & due to a data void on the factualness of the quote, is picked up by AI Google search as real — citing those very same social media posts that spread the fake quote.

That’s one step from calling his mom to come take him home

BREAKING

Charles Kushner, the US Ambassador to France, has been banned from meeting with members of the French government after he failed to show up to a diplomatic summons with the French Foreign Minister.

public disorder is such a stupid topic online because there's a moron polarization between "someone jacking off next to you on public transit is just da' big city baby" and "I was made a to see a disheveled person. liquidate the vermin classes in camps."

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion